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nadine_mn Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-24-08 06:08 AM
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Poll question: If you were to run for office, what scandal would Fox news run on you
More importantly - is there video on You Tube?



* Note if you have more than one scandal, pick the one most likely to Bill O's head explode
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meegbear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-24-08 07:33 AM
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1. Being a HO-MO-SEXUAL of the worst kind
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-24-08 09:34 AM
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5. WAIT - you're GAY!!!???!!!
:loveya:
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meegbear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-24-08 11:59 AM
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23. Yeah, but don't tell my boyfriend ...
(if I had one).
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MonkeyFunk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-24-08 09:38 AM
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7. huh
I'm a homosexual of the best kind.
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meegbear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-24-08 11:00 AM
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16. It's from a Monty Python sketch ...
to liven up a documentary about mollusks, the narrator starts discussing their sex lives. At one point he says:

... and finally among the lamellibranch bivalves, that most depraved of the whole sub-species - the whelk. The whelk is nothing but a homosexual of the worst kind. This gay boy of the gastropods, this queer crustacean, this mincing mollusc, this screaming, prancing, limp-wristed queen of the deep makes me sick.
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Kucinich4America Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-24-08 11:32 AM
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20. Lawrence Whelk was gay??
Edited on Thu Jan-24-08 11:34 AM by Kucinich4America

Did Norma Zimmer the "champagne lady" know??
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SacredCow Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-24-08 10:37 AM
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11. The worst kind?
I didn't realize that FoxNews had a grading system for us... I thought we were equally repugnant... :shrug:
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meegbear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-24-08 12:00 PM
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24. The Log Cabin ones just get chided ...
the rest of us get the full treatment.
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SacredCow Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-24-08 12:13 PM
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26. I have a Log Cabin friend.....
He's tried to explain, but it makes no sense to me. I guess he's happy being a "whipped puppy" of sorts.
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racaulk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-24-08 06:08 PM
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40. Yep, the gay thing would probably do me in too.
:hi:
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Connonym Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-24-08 08:14 AM
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2. too many to even consider it! Everything but the video :-P
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chknltl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-24-08 08:27 AM
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3. Well I did see a sasquatch and a UFO... but they'll get me on that...
..."sky falling" thingy. Gawd I'll never live that one down. :tinfoilhat:
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IronLionZion Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-24-08 09:32 AM
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4. I've hired women to have sex with me
so that stops me from ever running for political office. Fox News would probably find a way to simultaneously bash me for that AND for being a pathetic lonely virgin for way too long.

There better not be any videos, but you never know for sure. :evilgrin:
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nadine_mn Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-24-08 12:11 PM
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25. Aaah...but Bill can run B Roll of scantily clad women
and ask if it was a Negligee Situation
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MissMillie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-24-08 09:36 AM
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6. If I told you now, it won't be "news" later
:hi:
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stuntcat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-24-08 10:46 AM
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12. way to not answer, you Sneak.
Edited on Thu Jan-24-08 11:19 AM by stuntcat
This is my answer too!! Surprises For The Future!! :hi:
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MissMillie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-24-08 11:29 AM
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19. hey, I never promised my life would be an open book!
:hi:
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Orsino Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-24-08 10:31 AM
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8. They'd make something up, if no one else did. n/t
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TZ Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-24-08 10:33 AM
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9. not gonna say....
except for the fact it would shock the hell out of a few people who think they really know me....:)
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La Lioness Priyanka Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-24-08 10:34 AM
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10. so many pictures. so little time
Edited on Thu Jan-24-08 10:34 AM by lionesspriyanka
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LynzM Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-24-08 11:03 AM
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18. Yep.
Oh, and refusal to conform so social sexual norms. Hee. :)
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nadine_mn Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-24-08 12:13 PM
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27. thats why I love you - can 't you leak one...maybe blur
the faces - yours have got to be better than mine

I am just a boring Minnesota chica....or am I?
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La Lioness Priyanka Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-24-08 12:15 PM
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29. so many du'ers have seen me naked, when we had the special site
my nudity isnt even a special thing :(

:P
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Debi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-24-08 12:35 PM
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37. So many already posted on DU!!
:P
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SarahB Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-24-08 09:51 PM
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43. A few pictures.
and that failure to conform to sexual norms part also mentioned. :)

I'm otherwise a stand up, boring citizen (except for the stuff uptight Americans get overly worked up about).
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LeftyMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-24-08 10:49 AM
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13. "America's Number One Anti-terra Priority"
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KG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-24-08 10:51 AM
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14. that i'm behind on my student loans.
though, i'm sure it would be ok if i was running as a repuke...
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nadine_mn Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-24-08 12:15 PM
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28. I owe well over 100k
damn law school....no one warned me about the evils of drink, partied my scholarships away...and yup there are pics
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MrCoffee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-24-08 10:57 AM
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15. I have no recollection of the incident in question, Senator.
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Bennyboy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-24-08 11:01 AM
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17. I would be the lead story for the entire campaign season!
every night they could probably find something!
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AlCzervik Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-24-08 11:35 AM
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21. speeding tickets and then the suspension of my license after my 3rd offense in a year.
that was a really long time ago but i'm sure Faux could use that to highlight how out of control i am and how i have a problem following laws which of course points out that i must hate cops and if i hate cops i must hate people who wear uniforms and soldiers wear uniforms so you know what that means---"She hates the troops!"
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SteppingRazor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-24-08 11:39 AM
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22. What about criminal activity committed during the course of juvenile delinquency?
:evilgrin:
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nadine_mn Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-24-08 12:17 PM
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31. if you were the juvenile
usually you would probably be considered deliquent - get a pass on criminal activity...depends on your age at the time and severity of the crime

example: 8 yr old hot wiring a car = considered to be deliquent
15 yr old hot wiring a car = grand theft auto

not that I would have reason to know
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JustABozoOnThisBus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-24-08 12:17 PM
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30. Flip-Floppery
No shoes for me in the summer, only flip-flops.

All the other scandals would probably apply, too.

(insert Sherman disclaimer here)

:hi:
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Inchworm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-24-08 12:20 PM
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32. Not flip-floppery
News Teaser:

Inchworm's mispent youth and delinquent behaviour led to early criminal activities and an entangled illicit affair. His non-existant financial situation has added to the throws. One thing is certain. He sticks to the issues as they come... we think to a fault... film at 11.

:hi:
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Akoto Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-24-08 12:25 PM
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33. "Candidate's speech sends audience into boredom-related coma."
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KitchenWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-24-08 12:26 PM
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34. Several of the above.
:evilgrin:
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skygazer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-24-08 12:31 PM
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35. Well, I did inhale
I also snorted, swallowed, dropped, drank and yes, I DID have sex with that woman. As well as several men.

Hey, I grew up in the 70's - it wasn't just me!
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Debi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-24-08 12:33 PM
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36. Oh My! So many scandals and such a short campaign season
:blush:

Let's just say 'some' of the above and in addition being married to an 'older' man :loveya:

Oh, yeah, I'm a pev! :P
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texas1928 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-24-08 01:19 PM
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38. I put the empty milk carton back in the fridge.
Oh and I drink from it too.
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nadine_mn Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-24-08 06:03 PM
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39. OOOOh someone had BillO's love child
maybe the mods can check and spill the beans....lol
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LaurenG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-24-08 06:56 PM
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41. Illicit romantic entanglements
:shrug:
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GoddessOfGuinness Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-24-08 07:00 PM
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42. Where's the "All of the Above" option?
:rofl:
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carly denise pt deux Donating Member (855 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-24-08 09:56 PM
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44. Really.....I did NOT inhale, yes it looked like I did, but I really didn't
oh yeah, and that little incident with the cuban midget circus performers, hopefully Fox will stay outta that bone yard :)

carly
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TrogL Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-25-08 01:12 AM
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45. He stuck *what?* up his [lost packet]?
Edited on Fri Jan-25-08 01:13 AM by TrogL
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Tresalisa Donating Member (537 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-25-08 01:25 AM
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46. Other. A DUI and destruction of property.
I was being driven home, passed out drunk, in my own car, with 3 friends. The friend driving crashed the car into another car parked on the street and they all ran, leaving the car still running, and left me laying across the front seat, where I was when the cops came.

They tend not to believe you when you say you weren't driving. :shrug:
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