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yellowcanine Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-25-08 11:12 AM
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So from your own experience with both, how is sex like physics?
I will start. I never could understand it from day 1.
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Pierre.Suave Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-25-08 11:14 AM
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1. HAHAHAHAHAHA
well. Let me see here.

As you are aware, anything that has mass, also has Gravity, therefore, sex is like physics in the way two objects, both with mass, have a stronger attraction to each other, the closer they are to each other...
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NightWatcher Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-25-08 11:14 AM
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2. for every action there is an equal and opposite reaction
I slap her ass, she slaps my face....

:rofl:
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FloridaJudy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-25-08 11:15 AM
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3. Opposites attract
Unfortunately.
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Richardo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-25-08 11:16 AM
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4. F=ma
:)
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DarkTirade Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-25-08 11:18 AM
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5. Bend over and I'll show you... :P
O8)
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EstimatedProphet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-25-08 12:44 PM
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6. I think it may involve the coefficient of friction
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Heidi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-25-08 12:48 PM
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7. Gravity prevails. And chemistry doesn't always smell like moonlight and summer. (nt)
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IndianaJones Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-25-08 12:49 PM
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8. work is force applied over a distance. nt.
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Orsino Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-25-08 12:55 PM
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9. It takes units *and* significant figures to make it meaningful. n/t
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SPKrazy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-25-08 12:56 PM
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10. force
mass and velocity

all add to the equation
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Sabriel Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-25-08 12:59 PM
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11. It begins with the idea that an object in motion tends to stay in motion.
And it ends with the Venturi effect.
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