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yellowcanine (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jan-25-08 11:33 AM Original message |
So from your own experience, how is sex like riding a bike? |
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dpbrown (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jan-25-08 11:36 AM Response to Original message |
1. It's best to have a professional fitting done first |
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Bake (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jan-25-08 11:37 AM Response to Original message |
2. You gotta do it a lot to stay in practice? |
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mainegreen (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jan-25-08 11:38 AM Response to Original message |
3. You have more control when alone, but it's more fun with two! |
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Bake (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jan-25-08 11:39 AM Response to Reply #3 |
7. But only if theone in back keeps pedaling..... |
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yellowcanine (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jan-25-08 11:40 AM Response to Reply #7 |
9. Oh my. How true. |
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bikebloke (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jan-25-08 07:21 PM Response to Reply #7 |
64. Boy, do I know that. |
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yellowcanine (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jan-25-08 11:39 AM Response to Reply #3 |
8. Now that one gets points for originality. Good one. |
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Bake (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jan-25-08 11:38 AM Response to Original message |
4. I know! I know! |
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MissMillie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jan-25-08 11:38 AM Response to Original message |
5. if you're not careful, you'll fall off |
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montanto (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jan-25-08 11:41 AM Response to Reply #5 |
10. Dammit!! That was mine! |
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skygazer (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jan-25-08 11:39 AM Response to Original message |
6. It's not harmful to the environment |
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yellowcanine (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jan-25-08 11:42 AM Response to Reply #6 |
14. Can't argue with that. Might depend on how one disposes of waste material, though. |
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LeftyMom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jan-25-08 11:41 AM Response to Original message |
11. It's a fun way to burn calories. |
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Richardo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jan-25-08 11:42 AM Response to Original message |
12. Stretchy shorts, plastic tassles and a thumb-bell |
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IronLionZion (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jan-25-08 11:42 AM Response to Original message |
13. Do it often to build up your endurance. It's good for your health. nt |
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Omphaloskepsis (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jan-25-08 11:42 AM Response to Original message |
15. Taking a shower after isn't a bad idea. |
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yellowcanine (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jan-25-08 11:44 AM Response to Original message |
16. Expensive equipment doesn't necessarily enhance the experience. |
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LanternWaste (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jan-25-08 11:48 AM Response to Original message |
17. Ummm, I do it a lot and I do it alone....? |
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JustABozoOnThisBus (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jan-25-08 11:50 AM Response to Original message |
18. Both "sports" have performance-enhancing drugs |
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FloridaJudy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jan-25-08 11:50 AM Response to Original message |
19. Over do it and you'll be sore |
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IndianaJones (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jan-25-08 11:50 AM Response to Original message |
20. wearing a helmet, while highly recommended, sucks. nt. |
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racaulk (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jan-25-08 05:01 PM Response to Reply #20 |
50. Perfect! |
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Schema Thing (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jan-25-08 11:52 AM Response to Original message |
21. both make your crotch burn like fire |
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Arugula Latte (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jan-25-08 11:54 AM Response to Original message |
22. Some like the fat tires and some like the skinny tires. |
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bigwillq (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jan-25-08 11:55 AM Response to Original message |
23. If you ride it too much |
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DS1 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jan-25-08 11:57 AM Response to Original message |
24. Guys with one testicle can be very good at it |
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billyskank (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jan-25-08 11:59 AM Response to Original message |
25. You do so forget! |
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Orsino (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jan-25-08 12:02 PM Response to Original message |
26. If you don't wrap your pants legs, they can get snagged. |
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lost-in-nj (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jan-25-08 12:03 PM Response to Original message |
27. If you fall off |
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yellowcanine (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jan-25-08 12:06 PM Response to Reply #27 |
28. If you fall off it is best to get right back on. |
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blueknight (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jan-25-08 12:07 PM Response to Reply #28 |
29. they are both hard to do, |
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yellowcanine (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jan-25-08 12:09 PM Response to Original message |
30. Doing it with someone you don't know is more exciting. |
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Connonym (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jan-25-08 12:10 PM Response to Original message |
31. Duzy, get yer Duzy! |
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yellowcanine (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jan-25-08 12:17 PM Response to Reply #31 |
33. Thanks, It took me three tries - sex like physics, sex like eating a baked potato - then this one. |
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unpossibles (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jan-25-08 12:16 PM Response to Original message |
32. it sucks when your bike gets stolen? |
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yellowcanine (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jan-25-08 12:19 PM Response to Original message |
34. Going as fast as possible isn't always such a good strategy. |
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SPKrazy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jan-25-08 12:19 PM Response to Original message |
35. you can end up with sore |
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Richard Steele (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jan-25-08 12:21 PM Response to Original message |
36. If you have a blowout and no spare, you're walking the rest of the way home. |
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montanto (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jan-25-08 04:51 PM Response to Reply #36 |
48. Bwaaahahahaha! |
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DarkTirade (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jan-25-08 12:26 PM Response to Original message |
37. If you do it too long your legs will get tired and cramped. |
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auburngrad82 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jan-25-08 02:45 PM Response to Original message |
38. Sixty seconds of either one and I need a nap? nt |
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DS1 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jan-25-08 02:46 PM Response to Original message |
39. falling asleep while doing either can result in a head wound |
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Giant Robot (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jan-25-08 03:27 PM Response to Original message |
40. It sucks when a chain breaks |
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Magrittes Pipe (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jan-25-08 03:30 PM Response to Original message |
41. I get to wear a cute yellow jersey for finishing first? |
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MilesColtrane (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jan-25-08 03:35 PM Response to Original message |
42. The use of more than ten speeds is unnecessary and amounts to just showing off. |
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Oeditpus Rex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jan-25-08 03:58 PM Response to Original message |
43. Enjoyment of both is enhanced by going 'VROOM, VROOM!' |
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IzaSparrow (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jan-25-08 07:03 PM Response to Reply #43 |
61. this one made me laugh very hard |
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TrogL (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jan-25-08 04:04 PM Response to Original message |
44. Blisters - big ones |
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rug (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jan-25-08 04:08 PM Response to Original message |
45. Chains are used in both. |
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Throd (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jan-25-08 04:45 PM Response to Original message |
46. It's more fun to ride with a partner. |
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THUNDER HANDS (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jan-25-08 04:45 PM Response to Original message |
47. Rush Limbaugh has done neither |
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racaulk (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jan-25-08 05:00 PM Response to Original message |
49. You have a black, hard thing on your ass and you're bouncing up and down. |
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Phillycat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jan-25-08 05:05 PM Response to Original message |
51. Do it long enough, you'll end up walkin' funny. |
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texas1928 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jan-25-08 05:05 PM Response to Original message |
52. Put the seat back on. |
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AnneD (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jan-25-08 05:14 PM Response to Original message |
53. Some folks like to do sprints... |
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AnneD (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jan-25-08 05:15 PM Response to Original message |
54. You don't need a map.... |
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AnneD (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jan-25-08 05:19 PM Response to Original message |
55. It is a good idea to care a spare.... |
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taterguy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jan-25-08 05:28 PM Response to Original message |
56. Doing it when you're drunk can lead to all sorts of maladies and unsightly abrasions |
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YDogg (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jan-25-08 06:47 PM Response to Original message |
57. Watch out for potholes. |
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YDogg (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jan-25-08 06:52 PM Response to Original message |
58. Some rides are more scenic than others. |
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GoddessOfGuinness (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jan-25-08 06:53 PM Response to Original message |
59. Lower gears are slower, but they make for a more pleasant ride. |
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Bucky (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jan-25-08 06:54 PM Response to Original message |
60. I'm supposed to wear a helmet & it's painful when i get my penis caught in the gears |
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IzaSparrow (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jan-25-08 07:05 PM Response to Original message |
62. doing it allows you to see more of nature's finest |
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RadiationTherapy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jan-25-08 07:11 PM Response to Original message |
63. SCRAPED UP KNEES AND KNUCKLES!!! n/t |
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Blue-Jay (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jan-25-08 07:22 PM Response to Original message |
65. It makes your taint smell weird. |
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triguy46 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jan-25-08 08:35 PM Response to Original message |
66. Greasy chains. |
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sarge43 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jan-25-08 08:47 PM Response to Original message |
67. You can get your pant leg caught in the chain, be thrown to the ground, |
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Prisoner_Number_Six (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jan-25-08 08:52 PM Response to Original message |
68. It all depends on what kind of pump you use to inflate your tires. |
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Shine (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jan-25-08 08:54 PM Response to Original message |
69. It's always a good idea to have the right kind of lube. |
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CreekDog (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jan-25-08 09:04 PM Response to Original message |
70. Welp, I think because it helps if you have a helmet |
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OPERATIONMINDCRIME (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jan-25-08 09:06 PM Response to Original message |
71. When You Do Either Too Close To The Road, Drivers Are Always Beepin? |
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BlueIris (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jan-25-08 09:09 PM Response to Original message |
72. The maintenance and upkeep required for both is getting damn expensive. |
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AwakeAtLast (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jan-25-08 09:10 PM Response to Original message |
73. It's not the size of the bike, but how well you pedal! |
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GigiMommy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jan-25-08 09:13 PM Response to Original message |
74. You can do it standing up? |
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FloridaJudy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jan-25-08 09:23 PM Response to Original message |
75. People who boast about how long and often they do it |
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no name no slogan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jan-25-08 09:24 PM Response to Original message |
76. They're fun to ride unti your friends see you |
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Withywindle (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jan-25-08 10:13 PM Response to Original message |
77. I'm really into and good at one of them... |
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GaYellowDawg (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jan-25-08 10:31 PM Response to Original message |
78. I haven't ridden a bike in waaaaaaaaay too long. |
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