Joke here

Subject: It's Super Bowl Time!!!
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A man had 50 yard line tickets for the Super Bowl. As he sits down, a
man comes down and asks if anyone is sitting in the seat next to him. "No,"
he
says. "The seat is empty."

"This is incredible," said the man. "Who in their right mind would
have a seat like this for the Super Bowl, the biggest sporting event
in the world, and not use it?"

The first man says, 'Well, actually, the seat belongs to me. I was
supposed to come with my wife, but she passed away. This is the first
Super Bowl we haven't been to together since we got married ."

"Oh ... I'm sorry to hear that. That's terrible. But couldn't you find
someone else, like a friend or relative, or even a neighbor to take
the seat?"

The man shakes his head. "No. They're all at the funeral."


lol

lost

I was out driving this weekend,and not paying too much attention, so at a light I didn't quite get stopped in time and ran into the back of an old 1970s Cadillac. Not hard, just kind of bumped it.
I got out to check the damage (none) then the driver got out, and he was a dwarf. Struck me funny, little guy in such a big car. I started laughing a bit.

He got back to where I was, looked at me and said, "I am NOT Happy."

I said, "Well which one are you then?"


That's when the fight started...

:D

go giants?

:hi:

found gorn

"Doc,you gotta help me,I keep thinking I'm a deck of cards!"

Doc says "I'm a little busy right now,but I'll deal with you later."