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graywarrior Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-27-08 06:43 PM
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Getting undressed to take a shower is soooooo fucking tedious.
Man, I wish I was a kitteh. Instead, I'm a lazy ass fuck.
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RevolutionaryActs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-27-08 06:44 PM
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1. Why can't you just take one with your cloths on?
:shrug:

Saves you from doing laundry.
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graywarrior Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-27-08 06:51 PM
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3. OMG, then I'd have to stand for hours til I dried.
:(
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RevolutionaryActs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-27-08 06:53 PM
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6. Get a convertible, drive around with the top down.
Gawd, my brilliance scares me sometimes.
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graywarrior Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-27-08 06:55 PM
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9. That requires moving.
And interaction with others. Ick.
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RevolutionaryActs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-27-08 06:57 PM
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11. Hairdryer?
:shrug:
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graywarrior Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-27-08 07:00 PM
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13. Did you ever just not want to stand up from where you're sitting?
I don't even want to get up to pee.
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RevolutionaryActs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-27-08 07:06 PM
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16. Oh for fucks sake, that's it!
I'm coming to spray you with the hose! :P
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graywarrior Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-27-08 07:13 PM
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20. That's what Mr. Gray said.
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RevolutionaryActs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-27-08 07:16 PM
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25. Great minds and all that.
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graywarrior Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-27-08 07:18 PM
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27. *SPURT*
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harmonicon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-27-08 07:39 PM
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34. and why would you?
In the modern world of today, diapers are made in adult (i.e. correct - those little bastards can have their own diapers when they get a job to buy them) sizes.
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graywarrior Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-27-08 07:44 PM
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36. You mean I could live in a crib and be given a bottle?
Yay! I want that job!
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harmonicon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-27-08 08:01 PM
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40. I don't know about cribs and bottles
but the diapers are no problem.
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graywarrior Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-27-08 08:17 PM
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42. Hey, I'm almost at that age.
I can do Tai Chi in the park wearing them.
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harmonicon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-27-08 09:36 PM
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48. hahahaha: tai chi in the park
oh, sweet lord, that's one of my favourites.
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harmonicon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-27-08 06:48 PM
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2. I always shower fully clothed
I've never been naked - maybe at birth, but I don't remember that, so it doesn't count. I shower fully clothed, then have a special suit that I put on out of the shower - a bit like a space suit - that's large/baggy enough for me to change my regular clothes inside of.
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graywarrior Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-27-08 06:51 PM
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4. You're crazier than I am.
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lost-in-nj Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-27-08 06:53 PM
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5. hmmmm
have hubby take them off..
and bring him with you.....
do not forget the soap



:evilgrin: :evilgrin:


lost
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graywarrior Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-27-08 06:53 PM
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7. Hubby has a nice bar of soap
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lost-in-nj Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-27-08 06:56 PM
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10. fucking lucky you!!!!!
:bounce: :bounce:

lost
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graywarrior Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-27-08 06:59 PM
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12. Ha!
He does like to slip around in the shower.
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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-27-08 06:54 PM
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8. You need a slave to remove your garments for you.
I know just the guy.
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graywarrior Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-27-08 07:00 PM
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14. Who? WHO? Tell me! He's hired! ! ! !
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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-27-08 07:02 PM
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15. He's on his way.
I tried to get Alan Rickman, but he's all booked up, so I'm sending the next best thing. Me.
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Adsos Letter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-27-08 07:09 PM
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19. Do you need an assistant?
...someone to hand the clothes to, perhaps?

:D
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graywarrior Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-27-08 07:14 PM
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22. Someone to unbutton and unzip.
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Adsos Letter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-27-08 07:17 PM
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26. I think the next flight from SFO to Florida leaves this evening....
...booking flight info now...

:D
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graywarrior Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-27-08 07:19 PM
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28. I'll nap in my chair til you get here
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graywarrior Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-27-08 07:13 PM
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21. Ohhhhh, niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice. Hurry, ok?
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MissMillie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-27-08 07:07 PM
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17. yeah, I had a hard time w/ that yesterday
today, I got it out of the way early... to warm me up
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graywarrior Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-27-08 07:15 PM
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24. I just got back from the gym. How f'n lazy can I be?
I asked Mr Gray to drop me at the front door so I didn't have to walk up the street.
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zabet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-27-08 07:09 PM
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18. I can solve that problem...
just never get dressed
to start with.

:silly:
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graywarrior Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-27-08 07:14 PM
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23. People at work would run for the hills.
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lost-in-nj Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-27-08 07:23 PM
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29. Wear a Jumpsuit!!!!


one zipper
drop to the floor.....

LOL


lost
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graywarrior Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-27-08 07:26 PM
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30. Yeah, I would look exactly like her in that outfit.
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graywarrior Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-27-08 07:27 PM
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31. Fuck it. I'm gonna do it.
One piece of clothing every ten minutes. By then, it will be bed time.
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AlCzervik Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-27-08 07:33 PM
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32. your gd thread has been renditioned to gdp.
:D
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graywarrior Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-27-08 07:35 PM
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33. I guess it should. It does require a vote to get me to get off my ass.
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Jamastiene Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-27-08 07:43 PM
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35. Ah, but disrobing to take a bubble bath is
Edited on Sun Jan-27-08 07:43 PM by Jamastiene
a bit easier to accept. I, too, despise disrobing for a shower. I despise all repetitive household chores, but when I disrobe to take a bubble bath, it is almost like foreplay for the luxury and pampering I am preparing to do to myself. You could try it sometime. It's not nearly as tedious and repetitive and depressing. :)
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graywarrior Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-27-08 07:47 PM
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38. But it reauires stepping into, squatting, lowering the arse into hot water
and carefully moving the feet from out under the arse. In hot water. And then, you have to get out of the tub. Why can't we all just be like pigs in a sty?
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Jamastiene Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-27-08 10:41 PM
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51. If only Woodstock could happen more often.
I remember the mud slinging (literally, not politically) during the '94 Woodstock. That actually looked relaxing and therapeutic to me. I have heard mud baths are good for your skin. :shrug: Bubble baths do tend to relax me very much.
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graywarrior Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-27-08 10:53 PM
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53. Ah yes, running, belly flopping and then sliding through the mud
That's what I want to do for work.
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sniffa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-27-08 07:46 PM
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37. Agreed. That's why I'm a nudist.
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Adsos Letter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-27-08 07:52 PM
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39. Damn!!!
...a first-class ticket to Florida, and nowhere to go...

:rofl:
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mentalsolstice Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-27-08 08:05 PM
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41. IMO, bathing is so f'in overrated.
I only do it so that my cat won't twitch her nose and flick her tail at me.
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Redstone Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-27-08 08:43 PM
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43. Life's tough, isn't it?
Redstone
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struggle4progress Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-27-08 08:50 PM
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44. Get yourself dry-cleaned
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krispos42 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-27-08 08:54 PM
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45. You're going about this all wrong
You need an ergonomic bathtub that you can stay in 24/7. You need a flat-screen monitor and a flat-screen TV mounted behind a waterproof screen, and a waterproof cabinet to keep the remote and cell phone in. You'll also need a waterproof keyboard with a waterproof mouse.

Electric heaters to maintain the temperature at a constant level. Change the water gradually once a day by cracking the drain and running in new warm water.

Problem solved!

:-)
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Aristus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-27-08 09:17 PM
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46. This thread is useless without pics.
:popcorn:
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Liberal Veteran Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-27-08 09:24 PM
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47. You want to lick yourself clean and cough up hairballs?
:shrug:
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SPKrazy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-27-08 09:50 PM
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49. Who's your kitteh?
Mr. Graywarrior?

tongue bath?

:rofl:
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graywarrior Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-27-08 10:31 PM
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50. The mere mention of possible nudity and a thread gets colossal hits
*snort*
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DarkTirade Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-27-08 10:52 PM
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52. And this surprises you... why? :P
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graywarrior Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-27-08 10:54 PM
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54. Because I forgot that there are people here who think like I do.
Nekkid nekkid nekkid!
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DarkTirade Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-27-08 11:02 PM
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55. Nekkid! Where?!?!
:popcorn:
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graywarrior Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-27-08 11:10 PM
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56. Underneath my clothes
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DarkTirade Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-27-08 11:14 PM
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57. Weehoo!
:bounce:

:woohoo:
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graywarrior Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-27-08 11:15 PM
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58. And yeehah back to you!
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taterguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-28-08 06:29 AM
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60. That all depends on who's getting nude
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Adsos Letter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-28-08 12:36 AM
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59. It has to be said, and I will say it....
This thread is useless without pictures!

I'm sorry, but it had to be done...
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graywarrior Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-28-08 10:05 AM
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61. There's one in every crowd
:P
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CreekDog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-28-08 10:22 AM
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62. wear a moo-moo
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RebelOne Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-28-08 10:26 AM
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63. No she doesn't want to be wearing a cow. It's a muu-muu.
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CreekDog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-28-08 10:33 AM
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64. oops
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