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Orrex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-28-08 10:33 PM
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CNN Reports That Obama Just Boiled the Flesh from Hillary's Bones
And built his throne from her skeleton.
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Dr. Strange Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-28-08 10:33 PM
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1. LINK??!!111?!?1one??!?
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The Velveteen Ocelot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-28-08 10:40 PM
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2. You owe me a new laptop...
:rofl:
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Danger Mouse Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-28-08 10:44 PM
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3. Did he suck the marrow from the bones first?
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Orrex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-28-08 10:48 PM
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4. What kind of brute do you take him for?
Of course he did!


And with iron talons he raked the cranium from her skull, that it might serve as his goblet.
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Danger Mouse Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-28-08 10:51 PM
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5. Is this before or after he said 'Where all the white women at?'
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fizzgig Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-28-08 10:51 PM
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6. dammit!
don't make me laugh when i gotta pee!

:rofl:
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Xipe Totec Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-28-08 10:52 PM
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7. People will accuse you of making cannibal jokes
then they will eat you alive.
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Maraya1969 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-28-08 10:55 PM
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8. Oh thank you thank you thank you
:yourock: You got the first LOL out of me tonight.
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The Velveteen Ocelot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-28-08 10:56 PM
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9. And made a flute from her femur, on which he's playing Don't Stop Thinking About Tomorrow
Edited on Mon Jan-28-08 10:57 PM by ocelot
while GD-P explodes with spittle-flecked wrath, splattering bile all over the inside of our monitors.
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Orrex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-28-08 10:57 PM
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11. And his wife is using Hillary's patellas (patellae?) as castinets
clickety clickety clickety
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tammywammy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-28-08 10:57 PM
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10. LOL
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