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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-29-08 02:03 PM
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You know, I wouldn't mind tolls as much if they came with free shots of Jagermeister or Wild Turkey.
Edited on Tue Jan-29-08 02:09 PM by Rabrrrrrr
And yes, I know there are far, far better liquors and liqueurs out there that we could do shots with, but come on - when it comes to the road, only Jagermeister and Wild Turkey have the proper aura to them. Maybe Goldschlager. Down southwestern way, we can replace Jagermeister with Tequila.

Served on one of those fucking cool German shotglass planks:
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Burma Jones Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-29-08 02:04 PM
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1. It would make getting into Manhattan more fun..........
Do you get a double with EZ Pass?
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Gormy Cuss Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-29-08 02:05 PM
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2. They do --- just not in the FastTrak lanes.
You need to know the secret code phrase of the day in order to get your shots.
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-29-08 02:07 PM
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3. how about tiny little jets that shoot pure alcohol directly into your eyes
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Parche Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-29-08 02:08 PM
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4. Heineken Toll Booths
Yeah, smell that. In your butt.
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :hide::hi:
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azmouse Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-29-08 02:08 PM
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5. Toll booths should be converted to drive-up liquor windows.
Pay the toll, buy a keg.
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-29-08 07:58 PM
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6. Yeah - if you're gonna have to stop anyway, they should at least
Edited on Tue Jan-29-08 07:59 PM by Rabrrrrrr
find a way to let one multitask and make the stop more efficient - like buying liquor! And the bottles should come pre-opened so we don't have to risk a car accident opening them while driving. But maybe that's me, Mr. "Obsessed with road safety" dreaming unrealizable dreams.
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MrScorpio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-29-08 08:00 PM
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7. New rule:
The Trolls much bring liquor, or face immediate TSing
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