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IzaSparrow Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-29-08 11:40 PM
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Does Laura Bush's upper lip bother anyone else?
I just can't help staring at it when I see her. It seems like it may have been lost in a childhood accident. It seems that she could just extend her lipstick just a little bit further up and no one would know.

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Canuckistanian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-29-08 11:43 PM
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1. It's a prosthesis
Made from pork fat and latex. It's a little-known FACT.
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IzaSparrow Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-29-08 11:48 PM
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2. hahah
:spray:
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IzaSparrow Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-29-08 11:49 PM
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3. I once used a homemade chapstick in HS
that was made from lard. Actually, it was the best chapstick I've ever used, so I'm guessing she never has chapped lips.
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LostInAnomie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-29-08 11:51 PM
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4. You know what really bothers me about her?
Her husband. He's a total douchebag.
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IzaSparrow Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-30-08 12:04 AM
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6. While a given,
this may not be appropriate for this thread. Let me ask the judges {whisper, whisper}. The judges have informed me that Laura's husband is fair game for this thread, because he is utterly and without question a "total douchebag."
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libodem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-30-08 01:21 AM
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11. I second that
your Carl goes so well with my Avatar:)
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-29-08 11:51 PM
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5. If by "upper lip" you mean the family into which she married, then yes.
If you just mean, literally, her upper lip - then also, yes. It's fucking weird.

Probably from years of drug abuse, soul-denial, and evil.
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Gonzo Gardener Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-30-08 12:09 AM
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7. You're talking about her egg tooth, right? n/t
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IzaSparrow Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-30-08 12:28 AM
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8. is that a sea cucumber
or a paramecium in your sig line
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Gonzo Gardener Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-30-08 12:44 AM
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10. It's a wigglin' pickle.
:silly:
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grasswire Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-30-08 12:30 AM
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9. botox does odd things to smoker's lip
The creases accrue more makeup or something. I wonder what she would look like if she just washed her face and used a little lip gloss.
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Fleshdancer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-30-08 01:46 AM
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12. lip gloss won't help because of the smoker wrinkles.
My grandmother had no upper lip and she smoked like a chimney. Lipstick/lip gloss made it worse because the color would bleed up through the deep smoker creases. Not good.
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IzaSparrow Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-30-08 11:31 PM
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20. Is Mrs. * a smoker?
or an ex-smoker?
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KitchenWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-31-08 03:52 AM
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26. I believe she claims to be an ex smoker. Much the same way her husband
claims to be an ex drinker and ex druggie
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Skittles Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-30-08 02:10 AM
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13. here's where you've seen it before, dahling

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QMPMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-30-08 08:32 AM
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17. Exactly! She looks like Jack Nicholson as The Joker. I've been...
saying that for years! Of course, God knows what we all would look like if we had to put up with * and his family!
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Fire Walk With Me Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-30-08 02:11 AM
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14. Her upper lip, the rest of her, everyone around her...
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Orsino Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-30-08 07:42 AM
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15. Bar probably warned her on her wedding day to keep it stiff. n/t
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nutsnberries Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-30-08 08:28 AM
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16. i went to google images since
this thread had no pictures and i couldn't remember it so well.

the first image that comes up when you search *laura bush* ---

:wow:

:spray:

:rofl:
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IzaSparrow Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-30-08 11:30 PM
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19. I can't believe I did looked at that!!!
You burned my retinas out!
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MonkeyFunk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-30-08 11:43 PM
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23. That came up for me the other day
when I was searching for something else. Cracked my ass up.
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krispos42 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-31-08 03:49 AM
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25. Well, that does it for me.
I am now officially non-sexual. My brain is broken. My genitals have fled for Canada, where they can receive the exhaustive medical treatment to recover. My eyeballs have jumped out of my skull, rolled across the floor, and committed suicide in the garbage disposal.

I am a blind Ken doll. Only fatter beefier and paler. I have seen the source of the Bush family dynasty, and I was not equal to the task. In short, Bush/bush destroyed me.

I must finish my nachos and MGD now, as they are the only thing I have that can comfort me.


And, dammit, it's three-two MGD, to boot! :mad:
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IzaSparrow Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-31-08 09:25 AM
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29. 3.2 to boot!!
:rofl:
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skater314159 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-02-08 11:15 AM
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41. OMFG!
:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

Dude! You almost made me pee my pants man!

That was fucking HILARIOUS!!!
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Jamastiene Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-31-08 04:55 AM
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28. OMG
Edited on Thu Jan-31-08 04:56 AM by Jamastiene
I will never be right again. Therapy may help *some*, but I surely will never be right again. They could use that picture in the ex-gay movement. :puke:
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IzaSparrow Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-31-08 09:27 AM
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30. that wouldn't scare
someone straight, you loon! maybe you mean it could be used in the anti-ex-gay movement
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Jamastiene Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-01-08 11:45 PM
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31. Huh?
I'm a lesbian, you buffoon and I wouldn't touch that with a ten foot pole. Dumbass.
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IzaSparrow Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-02-08 12:22 AM
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32. I had
males in mind when I read your post. My apologies. Signed, *
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Jamastiene Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-02-08 12:31 AM
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34. Muahahaha,
Now, my post makes sense, doesn't it. :P
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IzaSparrow Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-02-08 10:28 AM
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36. yup..
:toast:
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skater314159 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-02-08 11:16 AM
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42. Hey don't give the "gay conversion" folks ammo! n/t
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Mad_Dem_X Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-30-08 09:31 AM
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18. Laura Bush bothers me. Period. nt
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Muttocracy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-30-08 11:38 PM
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22. yep n/t
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Yavin4 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-30-08 11:37 PM
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21. Nah, It's The Asshole on Her Arm
That bothers me.
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Lil Missy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-31-08 03:31 AM
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24. I Googled the image. Ewwww! n/t
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Jamastiene Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-31-08 04:37 AM
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27. Honey, EVERYTHING about Laura Bush bothers me.
Edited on Thu Jan-31-08 04:38 AM by Jamastiene
:scared:
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Robeson Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-02-08 12:33 AM
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35. No truer words were ever spoken.
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leeroysphitz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-02-08 12:30 AM
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33. I know this won't be a popular sentiment to express around here but I think that
Laura Bush is hot.

I'm really into Condi as well. (Nice stems.)

:evilgrin:
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NMDemDist2 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-02-08 10:35 AM
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37. you really are a pev aren't you??
:rofl:
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Sanity Claws Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-02-08 10:47 AM
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38. It's late and you're lonely
Go to bed and you'll feel better after you wake up.
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stuntcat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-02-08 10:57 AM
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39. it's her eyes that get me
something funny about them, like there's some invisible tape pulling them up. (the fact she married that creep is enough though, Laura's dead to me :P)
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skater314159 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-02-08 11:11 AM
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40. She looks like deranged Betty Crocker...
to me, so I avoid looking at her if at all possible... but now you mention it, she does seem to have some sort of injury to the labial part of the orbicular muscle of the mouth (it's the orbicularis oris I think?) but not so much the marginal part of the orbicular muscles.

Is that what you meant?

I have taught/done Forensic and Biological Anth, so I kinda enjoy noticing people's physical and anatomical differences (I don't like the word "deformity") and figuring out if it was an injury, genetic or whatever... a weird fascination I guess, but anyways. Your asking this question makes me feel better about that habit of mine!

:hippie:
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