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Reverend_Smitty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-30-08 12:51 AM
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Alright who's the joker that stole my 3 hole puncher?
It's not in my bedroom, desk area or even in the attic with some old dorm stuff, so the logical conclusion is that one of you jokers stole it from me. I couldn't have loaned it out to a friend and never got it back during the drunken haze that was my senior year of college...nah! One of you guys took it and I need it back for series!!!1!1 One of my classes this semester has a lot of handouts and I already bought the 3-ring binder so if I could just have my 3-hole puncher back that would be great.

I'll even turn my back for 5 minutes and the guilty party can return it anonymously with no repercussions. Ok time starts now...
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KitchenWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-30-08 12:51 AM
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1. Only if you give Johan back!
:P
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Reverend_Smitty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-30-08 12:52 AM
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2. oh so I see you're ransoming it...
real mature :P
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qnr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-30-08 12:53 AM
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3. I must have stolen it 6-1/3 times, since I seem to have a 19 hole puncher...
sorry.
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Reverend_Smitty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-30-08 12:55 AM
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4. Doh! that's way too many holes to have in a piece of paper!
:crazy:
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qnr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-30-08 12:56 AM
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5. Yeah, but I kind of wandered into this salvage store, and they had a
$250 CombBind machine for $20 - I couldn't resist.
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Godhumor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-30-08 12:59 AM
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6. It was the same person who took the heating coils from my toaster
He or she is a no good thief.
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Reverend_Smitty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-30-08 01:00 AM
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8. bastids!
I'm buying a home security system because clearly you can't trust anybody anymore these days!
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Dangerously Amused Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-30-08 01:00 AM
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7. I'm a joker, I'm a smoker, I'm a 3-hole puncher...

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raccoon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-30-08 09:10 AM
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9. Maybe it was this one?
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Orsino Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-30-08 09:58 AM
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10. As a plot for a Batman movie, this doesn't exactly thrill me.
"I'm here for...office supplies."
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bertha katzenengel Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-30-08 10:07 AM
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11. i dunno, but i have your stapler
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KG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-30-08 10:07 AM
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12. I believe you have my 3-hole punch.
my 3-hole punch. I believe you have it.
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Inchworm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-30-08 10:14 AM
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13. Isn't that it right up against the printer?
It's so long and thin it is as if it was camouflaged. (wow, wordage)

:hi:
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meegbear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-30-08 10:44 AM
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14. What's this? Reverend_Smitty's 3-hole puncher stolen?
What Joker could have perpetrated such a dastardly deed?

Holy Collate Batman!
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lost-in-nj Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-30-08 11:30 AM
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15. hmmm gotta wonder
why Batman is holding his hands in front like that......


lost


:rofl:
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SPKrazy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-30-08 11:33 AM
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16. Holy Bat Boners Batman!
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meegbear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-30-08 11:35 AM
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17. ...
:spray:
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