For balance...Worst Stand-up Comedian?

I vote for Dane Cook, he's just NOT FUNNY. He tries, but shit, I watch one of his shows and feel like I've had a shot of novocaine. Dennis Miller-he's just a great big asshole. Larry the Cable Guy is up there too (fart jokes are only funny for so long).

is a comedian that I suspect you either love or hate. I've seen some of his shows, and I gotta say that he is very adroit at working a live audience. They seem to LOVE him. Mileage may vary.

Jack Carter---incredibly unfunny.

I win.

Unless someone sees me and raises me a Carrot Top, maybe.

even though he WAS a pretty funny guy, Rock aad Roll and comedy don't mix. It was unmerciful.

Not sure if he was, per se, a stand-up comedian, but Wiki lists him as a "country comedian," whatever that is.

Back in the mid 90's I heard about ten minutes of one his routines. It was so bad that I wanted to get in my time machine, go back a few billion years, and prevent life from germinating on young Planet Earth.

It would have been worth it, I swear.

And you claim not to like Q... :shrug:

I like Q just fine. Not so much in Voyager, where that whole "Journey to the Q Continuum" arc was seriously stupid.

But in ST:TNG I thought the was great, especially in the finale!

so I Q-estioned your devotion.

And it was the finale to which I was initially, of course, referring. :D

Well, that wasn't Q's fault. Vash was just ridiculous as a love-interest for Picard. And the desperate campiness of the episode leaves me cold.

Still, Q as Q is cool, IMO.

I keeeed. :pals:

or Carrot Top.

She was pretty funny, my vote for worst would have to be Larry the Cable Guy or Dane Cook (depending on my mood).

but I think it's time George Carlin retired. He just seems bitter these days, and he doesn't do it well like Bill Hicks did.

Man, he is nothin' but mean and nasty. Not sure why anyone would go to a show of his just to get insulted all night.

Really funny. Suprising...

and he just insults everybody in the audience about anything he can think of. That seems to be the whole shtick.

I thought he was funny as hell in Kelly's Heroes though.

Sahddup, ya hockey puck.

Comedy Central keeps re-running that "Blue Collar Tour of Comedy" thing. It just proves how desperately unfunny Larry the Cable Guy is.

poop and fart jokes.

48. Larry the Cable Guy

Charges: The absolute nadir of the American South’s baffling cultural hegemony. A middle-class Nebraskan, raised in Palm Beach, whose parents sent him to private school, masquerading as an Appalachian mutant and making millions off the nine-toed cyclopes in his audience by calling his material "blue collar," when it’s really just a celebration of proud ignorance. The latest in a long line of "entertainers" propagating the lie that real talent is elitist. The South has risen again—just long enough to grab the rest of the nation by the legs and pull it back down to its Lovecraftian depths. Isn’t even "bad funny." Makes Jeff Foxworthy look like Chris Rock.

Exhibit A: Ostensibly humorous catchphrase translates into "complete the task."

Sentence: Sent back in time for the sole purpose of having Mark Twain’s cigars extinguished on his face.

http://buffalobeast.com/91/50.htm

I CANNOT stand that phrase he made popular. Yeah, you know the one. :puke:

Evil.

I have at least a _bit_ of respect for a person who's honest, even if he/she is honestly a pig. Worse is exploiting a harmful mindset for personal gain.

unless a pitching machine torched one into his nads.

Quite a feat.

Then they could laugh at each other's jokes.

I rented a DVD of one of his shows and I was horrified at how unfunny the guy is. Just rambles on and on while making stupid faces and approximating some kind of "attitude". And the audience that shows up to see him is equally horrifying. From what I could see from the little that I could stand to watch, the whole damned audience looked like the folks you'd see at Hotchickswithdouchebags.com. Horrible.

They may have been funny at one time, but their performance with M.C. Karl Rover sucked all da humor right out, clean. Just ewwwww.

If so, Miller's the winner here although Dice Clay was a fine combination of sickening and unfunny , even more so than Miller.

That woman's stand up routine will put you to sleep.

:boring:

What the hell do people see in her?

It is like the 2001-present cast of SNL. They think they're funny and anyone who doesn't is just uncool and doesn't "get it"

She's hilarious.

However, since you obviously hate America, you're being shipped to Branson, MO for re-education. And no, you CAN'T go to Gitmo instead! :rofl:

SAYING IT LOUD DOESN'T MAKE IT FUNNY

I saw his SNL monologue live and it was about the most painful thing I've ever witnessed on TV. NBC frikkin' banned the dude from its network, for God's sake! That's just piss poor. :puke:

Caught his final HBO special a few years ago, thinking, "Well, sure his schtick was tired in the 80s, but maybe he's had time to rest up and work on some new marterial." Then he started into terrorists hijacking planes and Michael Jackson!!! It was the same shit from the 80s!!! Jeni's demise proves the great hook-handler in the sky doesn't always cut'em down in their prime.