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TK421 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-30-08 06:32 PM
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Do I have shitty luck in bars, or what?
So I go to the bar two doors down from my work to have a couple of brews...and I notice people are looking at me kind of funny down the other end of the bar. Well, there was a good reason for that, and I'm glad it was the BARTENDER who brought to my attention that my lip was bleeding pretty badly. It turned out that the beer bottle had a chip of glass broken off at the tip, and I didn't even notice it while I was drinking. Blood on the bar, the napkin, and all over my hands after I tried to clean it up.

I ended up getting two free beers and a martini out of the deal...lip wounds heal, you know ;)

How was everyone else's day?
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democracyindanger Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-30-08 06:34 PM
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1. You got three free drinks
in exchange for a little vein juice. Sounds like you ended up ahead...
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TK421 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-30-08 06:36 PM
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4. At least I think I did...and I have a pretty decent buzz going on
:toast:
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rug Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-30-08 06:34 PM
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2. If you're on a mission, what's a little blood?
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TK421 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-30-08 06:37 PM
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7. The blood was well worth the spill....they do make one hell of a martini over there
Bombay Sapphire, straight up, extra dry :D Oh look! My lip stopped bleeding!
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ceile Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-30-08 06:34 PM
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3. Ouch!
Did you need stitches?
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TK421 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-30-08 06:38 PM
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8. no no no....it really wasn't that bad. It stopped bleeding a little while ago
no worries :D
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Parche Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-30-08 06:36 PM
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5. You need a kiss?
Or :hug: :hi:
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TK421 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-30-08 06:39 PM
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10. If you want some of my blood on your face? I could use a hug right now
thanks :hug:
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texas1928 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-30-08 06:37 PM
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6. Sounds like a drinking problem to me.
time for the 12 steps.
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TK421 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-30-08 06:40 PM
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12. I've already taken the first two...stopping the bleeding and getting myself home
step number three is getting some food in me. :D
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lost-in-nj Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-30-08 06:39 PM
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9. Was anyone there
to take pictures????

lost


:rofl:
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TK421 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-30-08 06:41 PM
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13. .........screw you
that's not funny....that's not funny at all




























































:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: sure it is!
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leftofthedial Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-30-08 06:40 PM
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11. how exactly is three free drinks "shitty luck"?
:toast:
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TK421 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-30-08 06:43 PM
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14. Well...for starters I would rather have someone buy me a drink rather than have to
cut my lip on a beer bottle and bleed all over myself in order to get that....but you know, the rewards were well worth the blood loss :D
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dembotoz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-30-08 07:45 PM
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15. you know what you started
now DUers all over the country will be cutting there lips in bars trying to get free booze.
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DarkTirade Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-30-08 08:49 PM
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16. Sounds like a cheap way to raise your blood/alcohol level...
instead of just adding alcohol, you added alcohol and subtracted blood. :)
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yellowcanine Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-30-08 09:18 PM
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17. I think you should get a lawyer and see if you can get free beer for life.
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