Shouldn't Someone Tell Brett Michaels That The 80's Hair Metal Era Is Over?

Yavin4

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Mon Feb-11-08 01:52 AM
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Shouldn't Someone Tell Brett Michaels That The 80's Hair Metal Era Is Over?

So, I caught a glimpse of his awful show. One the contestants was distraught and overwhelmed from the competition. Cut away to Brett talking to the camera. He says, "what is she going to do when she goes backstage at one of my concerts and there are tons of women there."

Brett, Brett, Brett, no one is going to your shows. It's over. It's been over since Nirvana in 1991. It's been since Bush I.

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petronius

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Mon Feb-11-08 02:08 AM
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1. From the size of that bandanna he's been sporting, I'm guessing

that the era of any-hair-at-all is coming to an end for Mr. Michaels...

:)

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Connonym

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Mon Feb-11-08 02:19 AM
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2. Scary thing is that there probably ARE still women all over the place

I mean, look at the way the ones on the show act. It's really creepy and yet I find myself compelled to watch just to see how awful it is. :spank:

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Skittles

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Mon Feb-11-08 02:26 AM
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4. why are women clamoring to f*** him?

is there some sort of prize for those 'hos besides that washed up rocker?

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MissMillie

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Mon Feb-11-08 10:21 AM
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8. well, if they're lining up for Flavor Flav... I don't see why they would't line up for Bret

:shrug:

Actually, I think these women are lining up for 15 minutes of fame. That's the only sound reason I can come up with.

The men too... lining up for "I Love New York"

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HuskerDU

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Mon Feb-11-08 02:25 AM
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3. The Hair Metal Era will never end!

There are 3 versions of LA Guns active right now. They're multiplying!

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DS1

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Mon Feb-11-08 06:12 AM
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5. Poison was never metal. It was long-haired guitar pop

or pap, even.

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BelleCarolinaPeridot

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Mon Feb-11-08 06:49 AM
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6. I think that he has hair extensions ...

and the bandana is covering his baldness. He seems like a humble guy but I don't like these shows on Vh1 (Flava of Love and Rock of Love) they are just ... stupid.

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Shell Beau

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Mon Feb-11-08 10:18 AM
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7. Bless his heart. That is all he knows!!

What a shame!

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