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MrCoffee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-11-08 02:32 PM
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Boy did I screw up royally
I was at the drugstore this morning, and the rat bastards had 8-packs of "Fun Size" Twix for 88 cents. 88 cents! That's 11 cents per Twix! How could I say no to that?

I've eaten 3 of them in the past 4 1/2 hours. I don't feel bad about that at all. They're "Fun Size", dammit.
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Phillycat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-11-08 02:34 PM
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1. Fun-sized candy bars do not contain calories.
Eat up!
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Fire Walk With Me Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-11-08 02:35 PM
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2. So that's where that batch went.
They were slated for 3rd-world countries due to the excessive amounts of Benzine. We've been looking all over for those silly things. If you become very pale, your heart stops, and you begin getting hunger pangs for grey matter, phone your local Army base and give then your coordinates.
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mikeytherat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-11-08 02:38 PM
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3. "Fun" is not a size - Bart Simpson
mikey_the_rat
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hfojvt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-11-08 02:43 PM
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4. lucky you did not have to buy them from a vending machine
sometimes they get stuck and then some obnoxious mechanic takes yours before you can get a way to unstick them.
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