In the spirit of GD-P: Guess what, you LOSERS; a Beagle won the Westminster Dog Show.

I have a Beagle, neener, neener. Therefore, I'm Hot Shit, and therefore I am Morally Superior, and furthermore am entitled to taunt all of you Beagle-less Losers, and call YOUR dog all manner of insulting names (and insult YOU for being such a LOSER as to actually have a dog of such an INFERIOR breed), because your dog isn't a Winner...even though it wasn't MY Beagle who won the show, I still get Bragging Rights anyway, just because a dog of the same breed as mine DID win an essentially meaningless prize.

(How's that? You think I've got the right attitude for GD-P, and am ready to fit in there?)

Redstone

Gimmie a minute...

I have to alert GDP as to your impending arrival!

:scared:

I think you're ready!

But are they?:yoiks:

DUer Richardo has a beagle, doesn't he?

wouldn't that be terrific?

There was one on a MasterCard ad -- with a very long snout. I didn't even know he was a Boston -- thought he was some other kind of terrier.

Kaiser Permanente used one on their annual report. I have it under a stack of unfiled debris.

Along the way there have been many graphics for the breed.

I got a card for my husband for Valentine's Day. It's two Boston Terriers kissing or something syrupy like that.

It's from www.avantipress.com They have some of their designs at the site but not the one I purchased.

I bred my bitch to Ch. Regardless in the 1950s. He was 14 years old at the time and pretty gray in the muzzle. He was owned by Mr. and Mrs. Claude Fitzgerald who I believe lived in Florida. We had to help the old dog into the correct position while he did his thing. They did not stay together very long.

Three months later, Dolly whelped seven male puppies (one had to be put down because of hare lip). That made the record books and a photo was in one of the BT books that came out that year. I have a cute picture of me with the seven pups somewhere in this house.

stupid computer

stupid computer

stupid, STUPID computer

I find myself always looking when I'm around greeting card displays--I have several that I've found over the last few years.

:rofl:

:spray:

:P

may be worshipped here!



This cult also includes minor worship rituals directed to:


All hail the Beagle, the earthly manifestations of Snoopicus!

Only Beaglists care about the Westminster Dog Show. And don't tell me I'm anti-Beagle just because I understand, unlike all you starry-eyed youngsters, that you Beaglists are members of a cult and you're just being encouraged by the AKC and the MSM. Beaglists don't understand what's at stake here.

Redstone

So there!

Yeah, so I had to correct my verb tense - what's it to ya?!

Redstone

Especially if your beagle is a total charmer like the little guy who won. I'm sure he is, he is a beagle so it's kind of a given, right?

How was that?

Redstone

They know nothing about dogs, and they spend all their time destroying the actual spirit of breeds for pretty, dumbed-down inbred weaklings.

I know you can do better than that.

Redstone

No?

Who's the loser NOW, Loser?!!

Redstone

It isn't wearing a tinfoil doggie hat!

Redstone

You think she's all groomed and charming now, but wait till she starts shitting all over your floors and stuff! Ohhhh yes, the spell will wear off then, my friend...

Redstone

:)

That is disgusting, unacceptable, Repukish, and anti-democratic.

:*

Edited for stronger language.

I love beagles.

Redstone

Redstone

But that cat is in the way! :P ;) :) :hi:

nothing.

Redstone

I have no dog in this fight.

Beegulls aren't dogs, their one step abouve stuft animals. Besides witch, Osama and Hitlery arnt dog peeple.







Ow! it hurts to write that way.

And Clinton was in on that as well. It's well known that Clinton has a soft spot for beagles, and she and Bill also have IMMENSE VAST HUMUNGO ENORMOUS!!11!! ties to the corporate world and Westminster so I'm sure that's why the beagle won.

BEAGLES UP!

Can I join your club of superior people in general?

Westminster? Pfft

:scared: :rofl: :spray: :thumbsup: Well done, sir.

wot the curtains?

I was cool
before it was cool!!!!!



Uno is beautiful




lost

:eyes:

:grr:

No self-respecting beagle would go anywhere near Nixon!

Drools on your feelthy beagle! It was all a set up: the voting machines were rigged, and the right wing MSM refused to report fairly on the underdog. But we're way too morally superior to respond to your corporate lackies.

Fffffffffftttt!

Be prepared to be dowsed with shit from them as well. Otherwise, you seem to be getting the hang of it.

it was eaten by the Tibetan Mastiff, toasted, with a smear of cream cheese....

you *are* hot shit...in my book, anyway. Beagle or not.

But I've seen pictures of your beagle and....

:loveya:

Beagles rule!!! aaaarrRRRRoooOOOOOOO

I have no idea what that means.

complete with thinly-veiled accusations, and then follow up with how that's going to destroy the fabric of American Society (not just the Democratic Party and the AKC)...and pitch in something about beagle owners as well.

THEN you'll have something worthy of GD-P.

Redstone

I'm sick of their misrepresenting their positions on the key issues. In head-to-head polling, McCain consistently LOSES to Irish Setters (actually, that part might really be true).

from Quiznos! Grow a pair! Sheesh!

:P :evilgrin:

I think you're ready to go to GD:P, but don't forget to polish up a few extremely annoying nicknames for people/things. Then you can go for it!

Yeah, I know I need to start a compendium of insults before I'm really ready to legitimately post there.

Redstone

win. They're a part of the AKC machine that must be purged to make room for real AMERICAN dogs.
We don't want these stinkin' FRENCH dogs winning what's rightfully ours. }(

With my psychic powers. x( x(

Can't... lock... thread... powers... failing... not... moderator...

You can't say I didn't try.

Redstone

Redstone

ShepherdSheeples, and FoxhoundFreeps...

Give me some help here, so we can build a comprehensive list, OK?

Redstone

True progressive populist dogs like the Jack Russell and the Bouvier are being ignored by the M$M.

Don't be forcin' your damned religion on me!!

Beagles would win every year, if the Superbeagles were doing their job correctly!!

I would love to take him home:loveya:

Here's where I got mine:

http://brewbeagles.org/site/

I love beagles.

I tell you why, paid Beagle disruptor agents are trolling DU with pro-Beagle spam.

Here are some of those examples

democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&ad...

democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&ad...

"Winner" is *this* close to "weiner."

so is a beagle.


;-)

ridiculously cool dogs, beagles are. really cute. Uno is the shit.

But my dog, a Siberian Husky, a *red* Siberian Husky, doesn't need the adulation of millions to know that HE is the numero uno dog of them all. And he could kick your beagle's ass.

Does this open the door for a Snoopy/Woodstock-'08 ticket? Will he run on the platform of two pig's ears in every bowl and a heating pad in every dog-house.... my pitt-bull would vote for that! In your ear Red Baron Pizza! Real dogs prefer Pizza Hut!

You Beagle-bots disgust me.