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MrScorpio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-17-08 06:22 PM
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The Official Suspicious Absence Thread
By not posting in this thread you will elicit rumors of your premature demise, or suspicions that you are trying to avoid drawing attention to yourself because of your illegal activities.

Eliminate all undue speculation and post here.

You are authorized to spread rumors when others are absent... Think up some good ones. The more outrageous, the better.
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Critters2 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-17-08 06:25 PM
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1. Umm. okay...
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MrScorpio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-17-08 06:27 PM
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2. By the way, you never robbed that bank
Mistaken identity
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Lil Missy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-17-08 06:45 PM
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3. I lurk every day, but don't post much. n/t
Edited on Sun Feb-17-08 06:45 PM by Lil Missy
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MrScorpio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-17-08 06:48 PM
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5. I'm glad that you're here.
Which is better than running away with the Moonies, where we thought you were.
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DarkTirade Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-17-08 06:47 PM
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4. Just to be difficult, I'm gonna post in every thread EXCEPT this one.
:P
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MrScorpio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-17-08 06:50 PM
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8. So how's the Dark Side of the Force?
That was you who gave in, gave in to the Dark Side to stand beside your father so that you both can rule together and bring order to the galaxy, right?
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DarkTirade Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-17-08 06:51 PM
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9. Pfft, heck no.
I capped his ass and took over the minute his back was turned.
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kedrys Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-17-08 06:48 PM
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6. Not gonna do it.
Can't make me.

:P
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MrScorpio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-17-08 06:51 PM
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10. Took some time off of your cat juggling career to join us
How nice!
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kedrys Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-17-08 06:54 PM
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12. It's more of a hobby, really
Actually, no. It's a religion. The Church of The Big Giant Cat.

:hi: :hug:
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SeattleGirl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-17-08 06:50 PM
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7. I'm not really here.
You just think I am because of this post. :P

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MrScorpio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-17-08 06:53 PM
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11. No, you're busy singing the National Anthem off key
Just like any good American should
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TZ Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-17-08 06:55 PM
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13. I'm here
However, I find the lack of DuStrange strangely (:) suspicious. I understand he practices that subversive math thing...I think he's off polluting innocent young minds with this vileness. Oh that and he needs to learn the difference between 18" and 18'. I have it on good authority that he doesn't .....:)
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MrScorpio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-17-08 06:57 PM
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14. Something needs to be done abou that DuStrange...
Before he pollutes again
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auntAgonist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-17-08 06:59 PM
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15. I'm here sometimes, I've turned into a
lurker for the most part. :shrug: It works.


aA
kesha
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MrScorpio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-17-08 07:02 PM
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16. How's that tell-all book about the private sex lives of DUers coming along?
Can't wait to read the juicy details
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SPKrazy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-17-08 07:28 PM
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17. I'm suspiciously present
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MrScorpio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-17-08 07:32 PM
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18. Your efforts to overthrow the goverment of a small Central American country notwithstanding
Edited on Sun Feb-17-08 07:32 PM by MrScorpio
Welcome back!
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SPKrazy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-17-08 07:46 PM
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20. hey, mum's the word man
that government will be MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE
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TK421 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-17-08 07:44 PM
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19. I'm here...I swear
:(
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MrScorpio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-17-08 08:07 PM
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22. Back from riding along the fences, I see
Come on up here and sit a spell
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lizziegrace Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-17-08 07:46 PM
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21. I'm here in spirit
...
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MrScorpio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-17-08 08:09 PM
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23. So you're in Liquor?
I like that
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lizziegrace Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-17-08 08:10 PM
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25. ...
:P

Perfect time for a drink...
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RetroLounge Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-17-08 08:09 PM
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24. I am not here.
eom

RL
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havocmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-17-08 08:13 PM
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26. This is my automated posting system, checking in
I am drunk in Cancun and don't have a laptop
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Dr. Strange Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-17-08 08:31 PM
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27. Strangely enough, I'm here.
I've been preparing my math lessons, so as to subvert future generations by turning them into physicists, telemarketers, and researchers for the pharmaceutical industry. Bwahahahaha.

My evil is vast and profound. Like an 18" monument built by Druids, only to be trampled on by dwarves!

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TZ Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-17-08 08:40 PM
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29. AH HA!
I knew it..You are a much more suspicious character than I..I am a Big Pharma Shill but you..you evil math person..you create more shills! You are DuFrankenstein.....:rofl:
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Dr. Strange Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-17-08 10:35 PM
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31. DuFrankenstein?
Now you're just being shilly!
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Xipe Totec Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-17-08 08:33 PM
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28. I did not post this
and I was not here.
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FloridaJudy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-17-08 09:01 PM
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30. Not going to do it.
Wouldn't be prudent. Not at this juncture.
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texanwitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-17-08 10:40 PM
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32. I am here now but will be gone until the first of March, working early voting.
Early to bed every night.

Yes that is my story and I am sticking to it.
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