Sex Education thread

after being monogamous for nearly two decades (!!) and having two kids and spending lots of time wiping their snotty noses, it seems I am sort of clueless about some slang, etc. (That DOESN'T mean I'm clueless about the real deal, just to say...)

I learned, a couple of years ago, what camel toe means.

but I really don't know what I don't know...you know? So, in the interest of education, can you all tell me terms and... link to an explanation? And if it's gross out stuff like poo on someone when they're asleep... I don't really want to know that. So keep those schoolboy pranks to yourself.

but educate me, please. - the good stuff. who knows, maybe I know stuff you don't - I just don't have a name for it!!

YOU GUYS DON'T KNOW ANYTHING EITHER!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

:D

I wouldn't ask, huh?

okay, one thing I know that I "knew" but didn't have a... name for? The male equivalent of a g-spot is the prostrate. how's that? did you know that? so that means... don't mean a thing if it taint got that thing?

you will learn everything you ever needed to know about slang, and then some.

I learned Camel Toe in 'The Weather Man' with Nicolas Cage. I really enjoyed that movie, but it was a bit depressing.

i alwys click on the link, it's like a sickness. Dirty Sanchez--ew, Cleveland steamer, eeewwwwwwwww, Choad, ok that one was funny.

and I really, really do not care to know that sheet. If someone does that, I think they must have a really fucked up idea about relationships and sex. If I ever found myself in such a situation, that person would not have testicles soon after. No shit. I mean it. No way I would take that shit from someone... literally.

no, I'm really about the pleasure part, not the things that are locker room gross out stuff.

...I've heard it's all the craze!

where you freeze a 70-ish y/o man's ... vienna and let a lobbyist unthaw and eat in order to get preferred treatment?

...:rofl:

um...5 viagra pills, an inferiority complex fueled by rage, and a blond lobbyist that probably does things the sober wife now refuses to do?


Am I close?

...I knew I couldn't get anything past fellow DU'ers! :rofl:

I get it. :spank: :spank: :spank:

Just let your imagination go wild.