Introducing The Spongebob Squarepants Musical Rectal Thermometer

Amerigo Vespucci

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Mon Feb-25-08 03:32 PM
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Introducing The Spongebob Squarepants Musical Rectal Thermometer

Musical SpongeBob� Digital Thermometer

Plays "SpongeBob SquarePants Theme" at the end of temperature taking

Fast, 9 seconds temperature read-out

Read-out in either Fahrenheit or Celsius

Easy to Read
Large night light display for easy reading
Last temperature recall
Battery/storage case included
Automatic shut off
Oral, underarm or rectal use
Guaranteed to be as accurate as glass thermometer

Added Safety

Bite-resistant shield
Guaranteed against damage from biting
No glass to break
Mercury free

Instructions for Use (English): http://www.bd.com/thermometers/pdfs/524106_P94055_ENG.pdf

:spray:

http://www.bd.com/thermometers/products/sb_musical.asp

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Shell Beau

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Mon Feb-25-08 03:33 PM
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1. Wow!!!

Edited on Mon Feb-25-08 03:33 PM by Shell Beau

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hisownpetard

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Mon Feb-25-08 03:42 PM
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2. It says it has a "Bite resistant shield" but on which end?

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Amerigo Vespucci

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Mon Feb-25-08 03:47 PM
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5. Why, are you planning on buying one and you're worried that you might bite through it?

:hide:

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hisownpetard

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Mon Feb-25-08 05:33 PM
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8. No, not me. I was planning on taking *your* temperature.

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Amerigo Vespucci

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Mon Feb-25-08 06:42 PM
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9. OK, I guess I asked for that. Well played, Mister Bond.

:rofl:

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RainDog

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Mon Feb-25-08 03:44 PM
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3. Rectal is the most accurate

I wonder if that music also provides a pleasant vibration?

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mondo joe

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Mon Feb-25-08 03:47 PM
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4. That is so two days ago.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=7503411&mesg_id=7503411

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Amerigo Vespucci

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Mon Feb-25-08 03:48 PM
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6. Eh, what can I say.

:evilgrin:

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mondo joe

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Mon Feb-25-08 03:50 PM
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7. Say "Aaaaaaahhhhh"

:-)

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av8rdave

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Mon Feb-25-08 06:46 PM
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10. Reminds me of a story....

The nurse stopped the doctor in the hospital corridor and said, "Doctor, do you realize you have a thermometer behind your ear?"

"Crap!" exclaims the doctor. "Some @$$ has my pen!"

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