I got a call from my cousin in Massachusetts just now. She saw something disturbing.

She's got this psycho ex boyfriend--real charmer, but a total sociopath. He's always trying to pick up gullible chicks by pretending he's a UMASS quarterback. Anyway, the community considered him so dangerous that the local DA actually took out a restraining order to keep him from wearing that UMASS jacket anymore.

Only today, while she was driving past a bank, she saw a guy who looked just like her psycho ex putting the moves on this gullible chick in the parking lot. Apparently he's getting away with defying the restraining order by wearing some longhair hippy wig over his scabby bald head.

She was so upset that she couldn't even get out of her car in time to warn that poor girl about the trouble she was going to be in. I calmed my cousin down and reassured her that there was probably nothing she could do anyway. You know human nature--most people just ignore the obvious signs when human nature sends you a warning. And even when they can't ignore the signs, they probably drink themselves into too much of a stupor to even admit it.

let it go:) He'll burn his own ass down sooner or later anyway.

And 4th string QB is still QB, is it not?

:P

If it is him in the wig, it is a direct violation of the restraining order.

:P