Pot Smokers - post here what kind of money you're getting for selling your kids

LynneSin

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Tue Mar-04-08 12:41 PM
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Pot Smokers - post here what kind of money you're getting for selling your kids

http://wonkette.com/363265/senator-tom-harkin-marijuana-makes-people-sell-their-children

On paper I do like Tom Harkin but this has to rank up there as one of the dumbest ideas ever!

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HiFructosePronSyrup

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Tue Mar-04-08 12:43 PM
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1. I can't remember.

Pot's funny that way. But I ended up with a cadillac and a color tv, so...

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SteppingRazor

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Tue Mar-04-08 12:46 PM
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2. I figure the child slavers will give them a better life than I could...

what with being a lazy, moronic pot smoker and all.

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LanternWaste

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Tue Mar-04-08 12:52 PM
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3. How damned odd...

How damned odd...

At the very moment I clicked on the link to your post, Dr. Hook's 'I Got Stoned And I Missed It' began playing. Weird. (LynneSin: The Coincidence Maker)

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Taverner

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Tue Mar-04-08 12:52 PM
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4. I'm renting them out - much better return on your money :)

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Iggo

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Tue Mar-04-08 01:03 PM
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6. That's pimp, yo.

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Tue Mar-04-08 12:58 PM
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5. Not nearly enough...

More! More! I NEED MORE!!!!!!

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madinmaryland

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Tue Mar-04-08 01:28 PM
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7. No money, but a whole lot of cases of potato chips!

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evlbstrd

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Tue Mar-04-08 01:40 PM
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8. I think I got counterfeit bills.

And after the pot-related shoot-out with the cops, the state is taking my kids away. Do they care if the kids are legally adults? Noooooo.

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mak3cats

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Tue Mar-04-08 01:43 PM
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9. I wish I had some to sell...

...but something (who knows what?) screwed up my chromosomes.

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mainegreen

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Tue Mar-04-08 01:44 PM
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10. Nothing. There's a lien on him.

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Bennyboy

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Tue Mar-04-08 01:46 PM
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11. Now you tell me!

Son of a bitch! You mean my kids are actually worth something? SHIT!

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LynneSin

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Tue Mar-04-08 01:47 PM
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12. How old are they now - perhaps you could still make a deal

:shrug:

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