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Ian David Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-04-08 05:13 PM
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Just once... ONCE... while Keith Olbermann and Tweety are on television together, I'd like to see...
Just once... ONCE... while Keith Olbermann and Tweety are on television together, I'd like to see Keith wait for a serious moment, when Tweety is all worked-up over something.

And then, I want Keith to reach over, put his hand in Tweety's nose, and announce in deadpan solemnity, "I've got your nose."

And then wiggle his thumb in his hand, holding it in front of the camera and say, "I have his nose. We'll be right back, after this commercial."



If anyone here ever gets a chance to speak to Mr. Olbermann, please, PLEASE ask him to do this.
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DarkTirade Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-04-08 05:16 PM
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1. ... he could totally pull it off with a straight face too.
No pun intended, since we're talking about stealing noses. :P
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Ian David Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-04-08 05:18 PM
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4. That would give me a thrill up my leg. n/t
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AlCzervik Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-04-08 05:17 PM
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2. i'd like to see Keith Pull out a cattle prod and zap the spittle machine every time
he says something stupid. KO is like Matthew's nanny, it's difficult to watch.
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Ian David Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-04-08 05:19 PM
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6. If you shocked Tweety everytime he said something stupid, he'd catch fire. n/t
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youthere Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-04-08 05:17 PM
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3. I'd like to see that. and I'd also like to hear Keith say:
"You know Chris...I could get lost in your eyes." and maybe...just once, Tweety would be speechless.
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Z_I_Peevey Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-04-08 05:19 PM
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5. Even better,
Olbermann could take out a pocket hanky, reach over and gently wipe the spittle from Tweets' chin.
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