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Autonomy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-18-08 02:42 PM
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Smack that ass
Sometimes I feel the need to express my unabashed heterosexuality after posting on DU. LMAO. I love Hillary because she is the bitch who can get shit done. I love strong, smart women! But that's for president. I also love Barack because he is an inspired and inspiring leader.

I even more love ONE strong, smart, SEXY woman, who can be a strong bitch when necessary, but who also shoves her face in a pillow for me at the right time. I have to admit I feel sorry for those who don't get that full range of human experience from sex and gender dynamics as does a hetero male.

Life is good. Smack that ass.
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Iris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-18-08 02:45 PM
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1. hmmm.
Edited on Tue Mar-18-08 02:49 PM by Iris
I'm certain my husband feels the same way, but if the thought the words "shove her face in a pillow for me" he wouldn't post it in a public forum, even anonomously nor would he say it about me to any other man.


but we're kind of weird that way
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Autonomy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-18-08 02:53 PM
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4. why the fuck not
although i get ya about the anonymous part. LMFAO!

yeah, i'm kinda weird about the having one partner who i am in love with. so i get "weird".
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Iris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-18-08 03:33 PM
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11. I don't know!?!
It's causing some titillating thoughts for me, though!
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-18-08 02:45 PM
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2. To the Microwave!


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Autonomy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-18-08 02:54 PM
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5. don't you mean the Bat Microwave?
lol
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ceile Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-18-08 02:46 PM
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3. ....
:popcorn:
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nomorenomore08 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-18-08 03:08 PM
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6. You are gonna get reamed but good for that one.
Not that I'm against smacking (willing) asses, but this is just TMI. :P
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Autonomy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-18-08 03:15 PM
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8. dude (or dudette?)
it's not like i named names or gave explicit details! i'm just sayin, SHMACKA SHMACKA.
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youthere Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-18-08 03:11 PM
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7. Okay. Thank you for that......disturbing post.
I wish you well in all your ass smacking endeavors sir.
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Autonomy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-18-08 03:18 PM
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9. honestly
i've never felt so positive about a well-wish before. i will give her one smack for you tonight. :)
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youthere Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-18-08 03:19 PM
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10. I'm honored...
Edited on Tue Mar-18-08 03:23 PM by youthere
I think.
:hi:
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DarkTirade Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-18-08 04:13 PM
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12. ...
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huh.
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flvegan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-18-08 04:16 PM
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13. Shoves her face in a pillow for you?
What does that even MEAN?

:rofl:

I do hope this thread has longevity. Should be good.
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