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Haole Girl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-24-08 02:36 PM
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Question of the day:
Why can't people be more like cats?

:popcorn:
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Aristus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-24-08 02:37 PM
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1. Because coughing up hair-balls at a social gathering might lead to
ostracization...
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Haole Girl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-24-08 02:46 PM
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8. So true
:rofl:
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La Lioness Priyanka Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-24-08 02:38 PM
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2. because they can talk.
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Haole Girl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-24-08 02:46 PM
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9. Yep
This is the problem...exactly! Well...one of the problems.
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MissMillie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-24-08 02:38 PM
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3. because
if they could lick themselves nothing would EVER get done in this world.
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drmeow Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-24-08 02:42 PM
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5. .
:rofl:
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Haole Girl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-24-08 02:47 PM
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11. Hahahaha!!
:D
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BarenakedLady Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-24-08 02:39 PM
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4. I didn't like the feel
of litter between my toes.
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Haole Girl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-24-08 02:47 PM
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12. Good point!
:hi:
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Midlodemocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-24-08 02:42 PM
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6. Well, the litter box might be an issue for some.
Not DS1 or matcom obviously, but it could be for some. Just sayin'.
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-24-08 02:43 PM
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7. Tread lightly and dump hard
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Haole Girl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-24-08 02:47 PM
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13. I won't even ask!
;-) :hi:
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-24-08 02:47 PM
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10. Because I like my opposible thumb
if you don't mind!
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Haole Girl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-24-08 02:48 PM
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14. Oh yeah...
Forgot about that. Me too!
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-24-08 02:49 PM
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15. I see my cats glaring at me when I use my opposible thumbs
They realize the only thing keeping them from dominating the world is those damn opposible thumbs
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DarkTirade Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-24-08 02:49 PM
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16. Because I don't grow fur in weird places.
:shrug:
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Haole Girl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-24-08 02:50 PM
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17. Well....
Cats have fur everywhere. I'm sure they don't think it's weird! lol
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DarkTirade Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-24-08 02:52 PM
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18. Yes, but I, being not wholly of european descent, don't.
Now my brother on the other hand... he got the european hair growth genes. :P
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LostInAnomie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-24-08 02:54 PM
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19. The world doesn't need anymore assholes.
Edited on Mon Mar-24-08 02:54 PM by LostInAnomie
Seriously, can you imagine what the world would be like if EVERYONE walked around with the same sense of entitlement that your everyday house cat has?
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Haole Girl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-24-08 02:56 PM
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20. Well, they DO have a sense of entitlement.
I guess that would cause some problems!

:scared:
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LostInAnomie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-24-08 03:00 PM
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21. Plus, I would have to be popping allergy meds 24/7.
Kitties make the old allergies go crazy.
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Orsino Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-24-08 03:17 PM
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22. Because we'd have too much trouble with doorknobs and video game cartridges...
...and would all vote Libertarian or Republican.
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Haole Girl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-24-08 03:29 PM
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24. Hey
My cats would *never* vote Republican!
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Orsino Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-24-08 03:58 PM
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26. Please go on believing that...
...if it makes you pamper them with salmon treats. :hi:
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Haole Girl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-24-08 04:21 PM
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32. I will!!
They do seem to live for their treats, btw! :hi:
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stlsaxman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-24-08 03:19 PM
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23. because we're pigs?
no wait- that's the answer to "Why don't men get Mad Cow Disease?"

:rofl:
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Haole Girl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-24-08 03:29 PM
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25. I'll have to remember that one!
:rofl:
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av8rdave Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-24-08 04:03 PM
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27. Because we can't lick our own butts?
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Haole Girl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-24-08 04:18 PM
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29. Uh.....
true enough! lol
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JustABozoOnThisBus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-24-08 04:21 PM
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31. Maybe with some extreme naked yoga ...
:rofl:

:puke:
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azmouse Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-24-08 04:06 PM
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28. Why can't people be more like mice?
We're cute too.
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Haole Girl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-24-08 04:18 PM
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30. Good question
What a cute little mouse!! :D
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