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crim son Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-24-08 04:42 PM
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Do I look professional? Somebody critique my appearance, please.
Too much makeup? Not enough? Too much chin?


















Heh. :7
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geardaddy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-24-08 04:44 PM
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1. I'd say...
hot...

:D
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crim son Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-24-08 04:46 PM
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3. Well, YEAH!
:rofl:
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GoddessOfGuinness Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-24-08 04:50 PM
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5. Nice try, but you've got a long way to go before you look like her...
Edited on Mon Mar-24-08 04:50 PM by GoddessOfGuinness

:rofl::rofl::rofl:
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geardaddy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-24-08 04:50 PM
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7. LMAO
:rofl:
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GoddessOfGuinness Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-24-08 04:51 PM
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8. Oops! I meant to reply to the OP!
:blush:
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geardaddy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-24-08 04:53 PM
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10. Surrrre...
I saw you taking my picture earlier.
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crim son Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-24-08 04:53 PM
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11. LMFAO!
Witch! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :spank:
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GoddessOfGuinness Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-24-08 04:54 PM
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12. ~~~
:toast:
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crim son Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-24-08 04:58 PM
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16. ~~~


:toast:
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NaturalHigh Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-25-08 05:05 PM
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52. I remember that episode.
McCoy had the hots for her for some reason.
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GoddessOfGuinness Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-25-08 09:47 PM
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53. She was a salt-sucker
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Connonym Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-24-08 04:46 PM
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2. no dear
the hair tucked behind the ears is far too casual hehehe :-P
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crim son Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-24-08 04:47 PM
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4. I don't have ears.
Whatchoo talkin' about? :hi:
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graywarrior Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-24-08 04:50 PM
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6. America's Next Top Model
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crim son Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-24-08 04:55 PM
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13. Yeah Baby!
Actually, some woman told my daughter last week that she was going to be America's Next Top Model. Naturally, she gets her good looks from me. :P
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graywarrior Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-24-08 04:57 PM
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15. But of course she will!
BTW, I will be up your way in a few.
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crim son Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-24-08 04:59 PM
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17. Where?
Why? I need to know when to don protective gear. :D
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graywarrior Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-24-08 05:01 PM
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18. You'd better.
I'll be in either NH or northern MA by Apr 13
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BarenakedLady Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-24-08 04:52 PM
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9. I think you look perfectly lovely.
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crim son Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-24-08 04:56 PM
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14. Oh my Gawd!
Separated at birth!

:pals: :hug: :pals: :crazy:
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datasuspect Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-24-08 05:06 PM
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19. if by professional you mean retarded
then yes!

joking.
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crim son Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-24-08 06:19 PM
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24. A joke with a kernel of truth!
But "retarded" is VERY politically incorrect. :D
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datasuspect Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-26-08 07:13 AM
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57. oh i know
but you got the hotness majorly.

i'd be all over you like stink on shit if i was 20 years younger.
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-24-08 05:11 PM
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20. this thread is turning into my daily trip to Subway
:scared:
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crim son Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-24-08 06:20 PM
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25. How so?
Burning with curiosity over here, and a little afraid too.
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-24-08 06:21 PM
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26. scowling women
:)
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crim son Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-24-08 06:22 PM
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29. Aha.
I'm sorry the streets where you live are lined with scowling women. It must be very disconcerting. :D
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-24-08 06:33 PM
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34. No, just the sandwich artists
I'd want to kill people, too, so I can't say I blame the women for their scowls
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Guava Jelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-24-08 05:12 PM
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21. Is it my breath?
:mad:
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crim son Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-24-08 06:21 PM
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27. Nah. I had garlic at lunch too.
It's pawpicker's breath. :P
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Guava Jelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-24-08 06:33 PM
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35. I bet it is..
I hear that he eats road kill. :D
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SPKrazy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-24-08 05:13 PM
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22. Too much face
not enough body? I'd think they'd want to see more than a talking head :rofl:

:hi:
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crim son Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-24-08 06:23 PM
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30. Too much face!
:rofl: Not enough ass, you mean. :P
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SPKrazy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-24-08 08:55 PM
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47. Well yeah, there is no ass
:shrug:

where's the ass?

:hi:

:hug:
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Starbucks Anarchist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-24-08 06:14 PM
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23. Umm...
:hide: :P
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crim son Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-24-08 06:24 PM
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31. Oh come on. You can do better than that!
But I wouldn't if I were you, not if you value your life. :P
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Starbucks Anarchist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-24-08 06:28 PM
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33. I need an "after" picture.
:P
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crim son Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-24-08 06:44 PM
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36. ...
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Starbucks Anarchist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-24-08 06:52 PM
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37. Works for me.
:rofl:
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lost-in-nj Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-24-08 06:21 PM
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28. omg
I am laughing so hard I can't breath!!!!

OMG OMG OMG


love you!!!!!!



lost
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crim son Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-24-08 06:26 PM
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32. Ah, a woman who understands
that beauty is only skin deep! :loveya:
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lost-in-nj Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-24-08 06:55 PM
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40. I think all you need is
a little lipstick

and hon you are ready to go!!!!!!


:hug:



lost
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crim son Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-24-08 06:56 PM
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41. Here in Bangor, among men my age,
you are exactly right! :rofl: :hug: I keep telling you, come and visit!!
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Pierre.Suave Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-24-08 06:53 PM
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38. Thats HAWTT!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hey Crim Son!!
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crim son Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-24-08 06:55 PM
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39. Hey Sweetie.
From one hottie to another: Mwah! :*
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Pierre.Suave Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-24-08 08:09 PM
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42. Of course...
Hugs and Kisses back!
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KG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-24-08 08:50 PM
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43. are you having an orgasm?
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DarkTirade Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-24-08 08:50 PM
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44. Well, the hair's a little mussed.
But that might be in style this year, I can't keep track of these things.
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-24-08 08:55 PM
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45. Not enough spinach in your teeth - you look like a slacker.
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Danger Mouse Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-24-08 08:55 PM
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46. I see you've been reading GD:P.
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triguy46 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-24-08 09:09 PM
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48. Perfect for the customer service desk. Really warm and inviting.
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MilesColtrane Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-24-08 11:24 PM
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49. Looks like Harpo's "googie" face.
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applegrove Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-25-08 03:38 PM
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50. I take it you don't like to have your picture taken. Though I don't know why. You look
perfectly professional to me.
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kmla Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-25-08 04:23 PM
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51. Niiiice.
BTW, you related to this guy? I see a family resemblance....
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SPKrazy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-25-08 10:39 PM
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54. As I look at it today It both scares me and attracts me
so what the fuck does that mean?

I like to be scared by crimmie

:P

:hug:
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ThomCat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-25-08 10:43 PM
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55. LOL!
This thread is cracking me up!

I'm going to see images of you in my dreams tonight. :*
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sarge43 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-26-08 05:53 AM
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56. Just right for that customer service gig. n/t
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