Ohhhh, God help us all! - Democratic Underground

LaraMN

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Wed Mar-26-08 02:54 PM
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Ohhhh, God help us all!

Instead of giving JackMN the three-tined purple plastic fork, I neglectfully gave him the four-tined red plastic fork.

Between that and my RIDICULOUS suggestion that he try wearing pants for a while, he's on the floor screaming.
I think he's going to DIE...

:eyes:

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bicentennial_baby

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Wed Mar-26-08 02:55 PM
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1. ...

:rofl:

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LaraMN

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Wed Mar-26-08 02:58 PM
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5. Also, SophieMN is not speaking to me

because I did not make bacon for lunch (as I forgot I'd promised I would). Her response to seeing bowls of noodles on the table: "How could you do that?! Bacon is my life!"

:crazy:

She should've gone to your house.

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bicentennial_baby

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Wed Mar-26-08 03:00 PM
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10. I was just going to suggest that! Tell her that her safe haven is

here in MA... :rofl:

Her and Sniffa would get along SO well! :D

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LaraMN

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Wed Mar-26-08 03:02 PM
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11. Is he a drama queen too?

Edited on Wed Mar-26-08 03:02 PM by LaraMN

She nearly has it down to an art form. She can cry on command. Once, she worked herself to tears during an incident in which she and NoelMN were pretending to be on the Dr. Phil show.

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bicentennial_baby

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Wed Mar-26-08 03:04 PM
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12. Nah, that's my role...But, he sure does love his bacon!

When I suggested that instead of making plain old cheeseburgers tonight we should make *bacon* cheeseburgers, he lit up like a kid on Christmas... :rofl:

he thinks I'm brilliant :D

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LaraMN

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Wed Mar-26-08 03:15 PM
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14. That's pretty much adorable!

:rofl:

You two are aptly paired!

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Oeditpus Rex

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Wed Mar-26-08 03:07 PM
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13. You should let VenusRising adopt her

She'd obviously be a happier little carnivore.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=105&topic_id=7568299

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LaraMN

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Wed Mar-26-08 03:16 PM
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15. If she will tolerate incessant requests for finger nail painting

assistance, they'll get along well.

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MrCoffee

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Wed Mar-26-08 02:55 PM
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2. Hello, CPS? I'd like to report an abusive mother.

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LaraMN

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Wed Mar-26-08 02:58 PM
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6. He sure thinks he's got one.

:eyes:

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trof

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Wed Mar-26-08 02:57 PM
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3. That'll teach you to PAY ATTENTION.

My grandson Jack was exactly the same.

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LaraMN

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Wed Mar-26-08 02:59 PM
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7. He's completely obsessive.

He has to pick his own banana from the bunch, and if you forget and grab one for him, he'll sob and insist it's the wrong one and now they're ALL ruined.

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trof

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Wed Mar-26-08 04:56 PM
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16. Our Jack had a MAJOR meltdown...

When his Gigi (Miz t.) sat next to him in the car instead of DADDY!
Daddy was sitting BEHIND him.
(We were in our Dodge Caravan, 3 rows of seats.)
"I WANT DADDY NEXT TO ME!"

Jack got red in the face and screamed all the way home.
He was 3.

Mommy was driving and between clenched teeth she said, so only I could hear, "I'll be DAMNED if I'm pulling over just so we can make the seating arrangement agreeable to Jack. Let. Him. Scream."
:rofl:

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kmla

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Wed Mar-26-08 02:57 PM
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4. Meanie.

Harumph.

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LaraMN

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Wed Mar-26-08 03:00 PM
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8. Clearly, I am the cruelest mother on earth.

I have to go check his closet for wire hangers...

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Gormy Cuss

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Wed Mar-26-08 03:00 PM
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9. ForkJack NoPants?

I know his cousin.

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