If you were a carrot - Democratic Underground

AteAlien

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Wed Apr-09-08 09:44 PM
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If you were a carrot

would rabbits make you angry?

What makes you angry?

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JTG of the PRB

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Wed Apr-09-08 09:49 PM
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1. If I were a carrot...

I would probably feel a great deal of indifference toward rabbits. As a carrot, I would have other things to worry about.

"Why doesn't this jerk water? This dirt is so dry, it's starting to chafe me!"

"Jesus... Is this worm EVER going to stop rubbing up against me?!"

"The breeze feels good on my hair and all, but I've had an itch on my back for a week!"

"If I were a rutabaga, would rabbits make me angry?"

So on and so forth. I would be a very self-absorbed carrot, in all honesty.

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AteAlien

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Wed Apr-09-08 09:51 PM
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3. hahahahaha

:hi:

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darkstar

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Wed Apr-09-08 09:50 PM
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2. I'd never wear a shirt

:hi:

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AteAlien

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Wed Apr-09-08 09:57 PM
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4. ow

ouch

eyes and brain hurt

:toast:

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redwitch

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Wed Apr-09-08 10:00 PM
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5. I HATE THIS PICTURE MORE THAN I HATE THE BRAZILIAN JOKE!

JUST STOP IT!

:P

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JTG of the PRB

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Wed Apr-09-08 10:05 PM
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6. I know exactly what you mean! The Brazillion joke drives me nuts!

Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.

Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"

:hide:

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redwitch

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Wed Apr-09-08 10:13 PM
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8. Evil.

I will have my revenge. Someday. When you are least expecting it...

:-)

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JTG of the PRB

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Wed Apr-09-08 11:19 PM
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9. Teehee.

I had to. It is in my nature to be... Evil. :evilgrin:

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darkstar

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Wed Apr-09-08 10:09 PM
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7. CT needs a Brazillion Wax

Yeah, I said it.....

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xchrom

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Wed Apr-09-08 11:59 PM
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10. if i were a carrot -- i'd be orange in m-o-o-o-r-n-i-n-g

i'd be orange in the e-v-e-n-i-n-g -- i'd be orange -- all over this land!

ok -- enough of that.

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