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unpossibles

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Thu Apr-10-08 10:03 AM
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Ukranian Army ad: Sign me up!

http://www.break.com/index/ridiculous-ad-for-the-ukranian-army.html

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Orsino

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Thu Apr-10-08 10:05 AM
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1. It's the tank. Chicks dig the tank.

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hvn_nbr_2

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Thu Apr-10-08 04:13 PM
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5. Cruisin' in a tank sure makes it hard for low-rider speakers-on-wheels to compete. nt

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jmowreader

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Fri Apr-11-08 07:01 AM
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8. It's not a TANK, dammit!

The vehicle the three Ukrainian paratroopers (the blue-and-white striped undershirts are standard paratrooper wear in the countries that used to be the Soviet Union, and he's wearing jump wings) are in is a BTR-80 wheeled armored personnel carrier.

But oh...that first woman you see after the guy drinks the water, and the blonde wearing the beret...what did they ever see in that little fat fuck they were crawling over before the BTR showed up? His car isn't all that, y'know.

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eyepaddle

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Thu Apr-10-08 10:55 AM
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2. Waahh LOL

I'm not sure if it's the tank, or the striped underhsirt.

I don't think many Americans can pull off a striped shirt and a beret. ;)

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ironflange

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Thu Apr-10-08 01:59 PM
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3. Got tired of waiting for Break, so here's the youtube

http://youtube.com/watch?v=cH_E6YSQqTo

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Tommy_Carcetti

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Thu Apr-10-08 02:43 PM
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4. Us Ukes know how to have fun.

And drive tanks. We know how to have fun. And drive tanks. Tak.

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bumblebee1

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Fri Apr-11-08 02:27 AM
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6. Sign me up, too.

I'll take the cutie who jumped off the tank and asked for the water. He needs to have his morals corrupted.

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jmowreader

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Fri Apr-11-08 06:56 AM
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7. Three Ukrainian paratroopers in a BTR-80? Against THAT schlub?

You know what they say: chicks dig a man in uniform.

I want that BTR-80, though.

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datasuspect

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Fri Apr-11-08 07:48 AM
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9. i'd join just for hot chicks bringing me earthenware jugs of beverage

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SoxFan

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Fri Apr-11-08 08:08 AM
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10. Borat Joind The Army

I went to Officer Basic Course with a guy from the Ukraine. His father had been a Red Army colonel, and here was his son sitting in a classroom full of US Army and USMC officers learning gunnery and fire support planning.

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Tommy_Carcetti

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Fri Apr-11-08 09:37 AM
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12. Ahem...

Technically, the name of the country is simply Ukraine, not the Ukraine, which makes it sound like a geographic region.

Okay, sorry for being such a jerk. It's only because my mother would kill me if I don't point that out to people who don't know.

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Aristus

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Fri Apr-11-08 08:39 AM
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11. SO inaccurate. Ukrainian paratroopers would be driving the BMD, not the BTR-80.

The BMD just isn't as photogenic, I guess.

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