Parents Fight Over Which Gang Toddler Should Join

Godhumor

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Fri Apr-11-08 03:15 PM
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Parents Fight Over Which Gang Toddler Should Join

http://www.thedenverchannel.com/news/15851207/detail.html

"His girlfriend told police that they had been arguing about the upbringing of their son and which gang he should belong to. The teen mother, who is black, is a member of the Crips. Manzanares is Hispanic and belongs to the Westside Ballers gang, the woman said."

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nomorenomore08

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Fri Apr-11-08 03:17 PM
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1. *sigh* I only wish this was satire...

Then I could be :rofl: instead of :cry: and/or :puke:.

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Godhumor

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Fri Apr-11-08 05:22 PM
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5. It does amaze me this is not an "Onion" article

Or a silly movie.

My wife called it a modern day "Romeo & Juliet".

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CreekDog

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Fri Apr-11-08 03:22 PM
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2. apparently he had such a rough childhood...

that he left the circus and tried to join an orphanage. :think:

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LynneSin

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Fri Apr-11-08 03:23 PM
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3. And then they broke out into a song & dance routine.....

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Godhumor

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Fri Apr-11-08 03:30 PM
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4. Once a Jet always a Jet

There's only one way out...the grave.

Or missing a pirouette. That's unforgivable.

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sasquatch

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Fri Apr-11-08 05:33 PM
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6. *sigh* Guys it's the same as the religion

If a Jewish man and a Christian woman have a baby then the baby takes the religion of the mother.
:eyes:

Kids these days.

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Godhumor

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Fri Apr-11-08 05:41 PM
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8. Maybe the situation is similar to kids with divorced parents

Two Christmases, two birthdays, two initiation ceremonies, two sets of gang tats.

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KamaAina

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Fri Apr-11-08 05:36 PM
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7. Most likely the kid will end up gangbanging only on Christmas and Easter

much like many offspring of mixed-religion marriages. :-)

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Book Lover

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Fri Apr-11-08 05:54 PM
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9. Holy christ, this *isn't* a joke!

Remind me again what a gang does for you, please?

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