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Taverner Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-11-08 06:47 PM
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If you were a robot, you'd tell me right?
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DarkTirade Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-11-08 06:48 PM
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1. You'd have to ask directly.
And even then, if telling you risked your life, I would not be able to. Because the first law supercedes the second, and the second supercedes the third.
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Dr. Strange Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-11-08 09:10 PM
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6. Nice post, Asimov.
:)
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baldguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-11-08 06:59 PM
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2. I'd tell you.
Edited on Fri Apr-11-08 07:00 PM by baldguy
But then I'd have to nuke your entire planet.

edit:
I guess it depends on whether I'm an Asimovian 'bot or a Cylon/Borg type. You didn't specify.
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DarkTirade Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-11-08 09:25 PM
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11. Or one developed by Cyberdine Systems.
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Xipe Totec Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-11-08 07:04 PM
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3. Absolutely
Cross my pump.
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KamaAina Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-11-08 08:50 PM
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4. What makes you think I'm not?
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elshiva Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-11-08 09:00 PM
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5. Seek-Locate-Exterminate:
elshiva family photo (I'm on the left):
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Critters2 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-11-08 09:12 PM
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7. I assume it would make no difference to you.
I can't believe I'm reading such narrow-minded crap on a progressive site!! :)
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elshiva Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-11-08 09:13 PM
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8. Right on!
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The Straight Story Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-11-08 09:14 PM
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9. No.
And no I am not. My creator told me to say that.
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elshiva Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-11-08 09:16 PM
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10. All praise to our creator:


I OBEY!
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Orrex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-11-08 10:03 PM
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12. Why would I tell you?
You're just one of those damned chatbots.
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Cannikin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-11-08 10:11 PM
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13. There are twelve models. 7 are known. 4 live in secret. 1 will be revealed
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Blue-Jay Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-11-08 10:15 PM
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14. Robots are everywhere, and they eat old people's medicine for fuel.
And when they grab you with those metal claws, you can't break free, because they're made of metal, and robots are strong.
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