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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-29-08 02:32 PM
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Seriously! What is your major malfunction, numbnuts?

Didn't Mommy and Daddy show you enough attention when you were a child?
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TZ Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-29-08 02:34 PM
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1. I resent that remark!!!
I have no nuts to go numb.....:P
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madinmaryland Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-29-08 03:42 PM
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7. Say what? I thought you were a guy!!1!!
:rofl:

:hi:
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TZ Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-29-08 04:36 PM
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11. ..
I give you visual evidence:
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x7691962
:evilgrin:
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EnviroBat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-29-08 02:35 PM
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2. Not numb, just blue and swollen.
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BarenakedLady Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-29-08 02:43 PM
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3. You poor thing.
:hi:
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EnviroBat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-29-08 03:05 PM
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5. Damn, I need a girlfriend...
The little house is lonely these days... I've been going out waaay too much, and there's no one in the bars. Ugh...


How are you sweets!
:hi:
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Yavin4 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-29-08 04:04 PM
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9. Hey Man, Ever Do A Picnic Table


Once you go table, you're never unstable.
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EnviroBat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-30-08 07:45 AM
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15. That is a damn sexy table....
Well toned and athletic. Really stable looking.... MMmmmmmmm
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BarenakedLady Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-30-08 07:47 AM
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17. I'm ok, I guess.
A lonely little house sounds divine right about now. :)

:hi:
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BarenakedLady Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-29-08 02:44 PM
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4. Alphabetically or in order of importance?
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FredScuttle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-29-08 03:39 PM
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6. I am in a world of shit
complete with KubrickStare 2000
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nomorenomore08 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-29-08 03:47 PM
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8. "Full Metal Jacket" might be one of the all-around most offensive movies ever made.
And it also happens to be one of my all-time faves. Go figure. :P

"How tall are you?"
"Sir! Five-nine, sir!"
"I didn't know they stacked shit that high!"

"What about you? Do you suck dick?"
"Sir! No sir!"
"Bullshit! You look like you could suck a golfball through a garden hose!"

"I wanna be the first kid on my block with a confirmed kill!"

There are more lines I could post, but I'd probably get in trouble for it.
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Orsino Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-29-08 04:31 PM
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10. .
http://www.routergod.com/ccnabootcamp/
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Jamastiene Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-29-08 04:38 PM
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12. I don't have nuts, but if I did...
They'd be numb from something I can't talk about in this post. :evilgrin:
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taterguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-29-08 04:42 PM
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13. I went sledding naked once
Boy were my nuts numb
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BarenakedLady Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-30-08 07:46 AM
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16. I need proof.
:P
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guitar man Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-29-08 05:19 PM
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14. you look like..
...the best part of you ran down the crack of your mama's ass and wound up as a brown stain on the matress!!! :rofl:
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