Cheer me up?

Sorry to be a downer, but I'm so depressed right now I can hardly move.

Anybody know any good jokes, have cute/funny pictures, links to entertaining videos, anything that might cheer me up?

I'm lousy at videos, or that sort of thing...

But I am here to say that I'm sorry you're down...

And I wish like anything that I could really do something to help you feel better...

I hope it will lift soon and stay away...

:hug:

:hug:

I think you're the kindest person on this forum. I frequently notice you offering words of comfort to people who need them.

I have some idea of what you might be feeling...

And I hate to see anyone suffer...

So I do what I can...

Thank you for your very kind words!

:hug:

I wish I knew how you did it

:shrug:

I'd do it too

:D

:rofl:

Four brothers left home for college, and they became successful doctors and lawyers and prospered.

Some years later, they chatted after having dinner together. They discussed the gifts that they were able to give to their elderly mother who lived far away in another city.

The first said, "I had a big house built for Mama."

The second said, "I had a hundred thousand dollar theater built in the house."

The third said, "I had my Mercedes dealer deliver her an SL600."

The fourth said, "Listen to this. You know how Mama loved reading the Bible and you know she can't read it anymore because she can't see very well. I met this priest who told me about a parrot that can recite the entire Bible. It took twenty priests 12 years to teach him. I had to pledge to contribute $100,000 a year for twenty years to the church, but it was worth it. Mama just has to name the chapter and verse and the parrot will recite it."

The other brothers were impressed.

After the holidays Mom sent out her Thank You notes. She wrote:

"Milton, the house you built is so huge. I live in only one room, but I have to clean the whole house.

Thanks anyway."

"Marvin, I am too old to travel. I stay home; I have my groceries delivered, so I never use the Mercedes.

The thought was good. Thanks."

"Michael, you give me an expensive theater with Dolby sound, it could hold 50 people, but all my friends are dead, I've lost my hearing and I'm nearly blind. I'll never use it.

Thank you for the gesture just the same."

"Dearest Melvin, you were the only son to have the good sense to give a little thought to your gift

The chicken was delicious.

Thank you."

this is from 2004 and i swear if this doesn't make you laugh than nothing will--even if you aren't a fan of who is in the video.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1U5UexDY4kw

Did you notice that the Republicans had no sense of humor about it? Typical.

Warning: NSFW.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=seEGwx2txuc

but my patriotism is often suspect http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z4tDP-yMwXI

I'm starting to feel a little better.