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Midlodemocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-04-08 01:32 PM
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Someone keeps taking cash from my wallet.
I've narrowed it down to Nibbles the Hamster and Mr. Midlo.

Thoughts?
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AlCzervik Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-04-08 01:33 PM
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1. you should have a tax imposed on the right away!
having cash=extra tax imposed on you.
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Midlodemocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-04-08 01:37 PM
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3. Even if it's only $60?
:rofl:

How much tax will go into the coffers at that amount?
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AlCzervik Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-04-08 01:40 PM
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6. even if it's 2 cents, it should be taxed unfairly!
:rofl:
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Midlodemocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-04-08 01:42 PM
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9. Holy crap! But when my house is paid for, which taxes will I pay unfairly?
This is scaring the crap out of me.

:rofl:
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AlCzervik Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-04-08 01:44 PM
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12. that will be decided later on by the committee and that poster is lucky there isn't
an untreated head wound tax, because if there was he'd be in debtor's prison right now.
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Midlodemocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-04-08 01:47 PM
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15. LOL.
:rofl:

:spray:
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TZ Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-04-08 01:35 PM
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2. I vote for Nibbles
Gotta feed that nasty cedar habit of his........I think its time for an intervention by CA....:rofl:
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Midlodemocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-04-08 01:38 PM
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4. That little rat bastid.
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LeftyMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-04-08 01:39 PM
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5. It was flvegan.
He's sneaking over from next door.
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Midlodemocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-04-08 01:40 PM
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7. Dammit!!! I told Mr. Midlo we needed to move 5000 miles away from him.
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LeftyMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-04-08 01:42 PM
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11. I'll walk over and help you pack.
:rofl:
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nuxvomica Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-04-08 01:40 PM
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8. It's the oil companies
It's happening to all of us.
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Midlodemocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-04-08 01:42 PM
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10. Do you think they're sneaking in while I'm asleep and stealing $20?
Because that would explain A LOT.
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nuxvomica Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-04-08 01:45 PM
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13. I wouldn't put it past them
Nope. Not for a moment.
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Darth_Kitten Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-04-08 01:47 PM
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14. Nibbles has always seemed rather shifty to me.........
some may say "crafty" but I wouldn't trust that rodent. ;)
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Midlodemocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-04-08 01:48 PM
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16. And me as well. She's always 'hiding', or as they say at Petco
burrowing.

I think she's stuffing my cash under all her cedar shavings to save up for the day she makes a run for it.
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flvegan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-04-08 01:57 PM
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17. Nibbles is helping to fund the HLF (Hampster Liberation Front).
Best to just let it go, lest you come home to find all your electrical cords chewed one day.
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Midlodemocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-04-08 01:59 PM
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18. Series.
She DOES scare me. She has beady eyes. :scared:
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ZombieHorde Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-04-08 02:13 PM
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19. Nibbles the Hamster is a known thief and a liar.
That is why we love Nibbles the Hamster.
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The Velveteen Ocelot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-04-08 02:19 PM
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20. Has the Habitrail mysteriously expanded into all rooms in your house?
Does the little exercise wheel now have gold hubcaps? Is the FedEx guy regularly delivering large sacks of cedar chips and fresh apples to your front door?

Nibbles, you are SO busted.
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dorktv Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-04-08 02:20 PM
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21. I confess!!!
It is me...I have been taking the money to pay for hamster rehibilitation.
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yvr girl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-04-08 02:20 PM
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22. Are you sure it isn't Matcom?
He just blew a wad of cash on a new bike. mmm.....
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mikeytherat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-04-08 02:25 PM
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23. Think "Who Framed Roger Rabbit." BabyMidlo=Baby Herman, Nibbles=Weasel
I'm series. They're running a scam and trying to frame Mr. Midlo.

As my Grandma Dora told me, "Always, always check the baby and the hamster first."

mikey_the_rat
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hunter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-04-08 03:20 PM
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24. I have teenagers.
Fortunately they are the kind who always ask before they take it.
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DarkTirade Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-04-08 04:02 PM
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25. I'm sorry, I was young and needed the money.
:P
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Rhiannon12866 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-04-08 04:15 PM
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26. Are you sure that it's not my puppy?
He ate a five dollar bill awhile ago and yesterday started chewing on a one... *sigh*
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The Animator Donating Member (999 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-04-08 04:32 PM
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27. I wasn't me I swear!!!
I got my money the old fashioned way... as a gigolo!
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applegrove Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-04-08 08:34 PM
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28. Any teenagers in your house?
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leeroysphitz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-04-08 09:05 PM
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29. I used to think my wife was stealing between 50 and 100 bucks a week from my wallet
but after several months of this i realized that it was strippers.
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DeposeTheBoyKing Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-04-08 09:06 PM
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30. I confess that I pinched a twenty from Mr. DTBK's wallet yesterday when he was in the shower
I needed the cash to buy food at the airport!
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