Democratic Underground Latest Greatest Lobby Journals Search Options Help Login
Google

Is Bush Smarter Than a 10 Month Old?

Printer-friendly format Printer-friendly format
Printer-friendly format Email this thread to a friend
Printer-friendly format Bookmark this thread
This topic is archived.
Home » Discuss » The DU Lounge Donate to DU
 
Plaid Adder Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-05-08 06:15 PM
Original message
Is Bush Smarter Than a 10 Month Old?
Because it's Monday night and I figure everyone could use a laugh:

Today my partner bought a stroller for PJ (our 10 month old daughter) that came in a big long box. PJ likes crawling through box 'tunnels', so my partner opened both ends, cleaned the box out, and put it down on the floor for her to crawl through. PJ kept sticking her head in, then backing out, then crawling halfway in, then backing out. We couldn't figure out why.

Finally my partner noticed that the flaps at the other end were not folded back, so PJ couldn't see that the other end of the box was open. My partner folded the flaps back so the light would come through. PJ then went in and crawled all the way through. My partner thought it was fabulous that PJ had learned not to go into the box without knowing how she was going to get out. "She wouldn't go in without an exit strategy!"

I said, "Congratulations, PJ! You're smarter than our president!"

:rimshot:

You had to be there,

The Plaid Adder
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
DarkTirade Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-05-08 06:16 PM
Response to Original message
1. ... and this fact surprises you?
:P
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
Benfea Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-05-08 07:37 PM
Response to Reply #1
6. No, it's just amusing to point out. -NT
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
Brigid Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-05-08 06:20 PM
Response to Original message
2. Now let me get this straight . . .
A 10-month-old knows how to think ahead better than the so-called leader of the free world? Now that's hilarious! :rofl:
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
crimsonblue Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-05-08 06:23 PM
Response to Original message
3. the question is...
what isn't he smarter than? I mean look... this is the face of genius!!

Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
SOteric Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-05-08 06:26 PM
Response to Original message
4. Wait. Smarter than a 10 month-old what?
I'd be willing to assess him as almost up to the intellectual challenges of a 10 month-old Gouda.

But human? No. Your daughter already has him out-foxed and out-classed.
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
DarkTirade Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-05-08 07:52 PM
Response to Reply #4
7. I dunno, Gouda's not a very sharp cheese but it's bound to be sharper than Bush.
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
av8rdave Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-05-08 06:48 PM
Response to Original message
5. No, he's not!
Sad thing is that your daughter has shown the ability to adapt and learn at a higher level than he can. You illustrated the point perfectly.
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
lost-in-nj Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-05-08 07:54 PM
Response to Original message
8. Pj thought outside the box
congratulations..... you have a smart child


I was just wondering where you were

haven't seen your name in


well


forever


:hi:


lost
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
DU AdBot (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view 
this author's profile Click to add 
this author to your buddy list Click to add 
this author to your Ignore list Sun May 05th 2024, 10:15 PM
Response to Original message
Advertisements [?]
 Top

Home » Discuss » The DU Lounge Donate to DU

Powered by DCForum+ Version 1.1 Copyright 1997-2002 DCScripts.com
Software has been extensively modified by the DU administrators


Important Notices: By participating on this discussion board, visitors agree to abide by the rules outlined on our Rules page. Messages posted on the Democratic Underground Discussion Forums are the opinions of the individuals who post them, and do not necessarily represent the opinions of Democratic Underground, LLC.

Home  |  Discussion Forums  |  Journals |  Store  |  Donate

About DU  |  Contact Us  |  Privacy Policy

Got a message for Democratic Underground? Click here to send us a message.

© 2001 - 2011 Democratic Underground, LLC