A Medical Competition

An Israeli doctor says: "Medicine in my country
is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one
man, put it in another, and have him looking for
work in six weeks."

A German doctor says: "That is nothing; we can
take a lung out of one person, put it in another,
and have him looking for work in four weeks."

A Russian doctor says: "In my country, medicine
is so advanced that we can take half a heart out of
one person, put it in another, and have them both
looking for work in two weeks."

The Texas doctor, not to be outdone, says: "You
guys are way behind. We recently took a man with no
brains out of Texas, put him in the White House for
eight years, and now half the country is looking for
work."