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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-07-03 03:45 PM
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OUT YE FOUL DEMONS ---- OUT I SAY!
Edited on Thu Aug-07-03 03:45 PM by underpants
Note to self: Don't order the Spinach and Feta Omelette from THAT place for lunch ever again.

Anyone have a garden hose I can borrow?
Geez I'm a one man Bull AND Bear Market.
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-07-03 03:47 PM
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1. I was wondering where you were!
Blowing it out both pants legs, huh? :hurts:
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-07-03 06:46 PM
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11. No and that's the problem
Luckily it is raining here so I skimpted on the "relaxers"


I just went out in the middle of the street (busline) and turned ny a** towards the heavens. Bad luck for the neighbors, I guess.
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-07-03 03:48 PM
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2. well THAT was a little TMI
:P

um.... I think i can smell you all the way up here in MA

oh wait. Bailey the fat lazy cat just farted on my keyboard.

sorry. wasn't you. i think
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-07-03 06:50 PM
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12. Oh have we resorted to incomplete sentences?
How R U?

Which of the 4 could you smell?

BTW since you are new to the office scene (again), reaching your arms up to the side of the stall really helps.

How much more information do you need? I know all the tricks.
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commander bunnypants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-07-03 03:48 PM
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3. No wonder you were looking a little peeked
:hurts:


DEMMAN
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TahitiNut Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-07-03 03:51 PM
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4. I had a very good spinach and feta 'pie' (wrapped in filo pastry)
Edited on Thu Aug-07-03 03:53 PM by TahitiNut
... yesterday. Yum. (Olga's is a small restaurant chain hereabouts, specializing in Gyros and Greek/ME-style quick-foods.)
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XNASA Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-07-03 03:59 PM
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5. I crave Feta & Spinach Omelettes.
I've been eating them at the rate of a couple a month for many years and have never suffered from flatulence because of them.

Are you sure it wasn't the spicy V8 and coffee combo? That'll do it to ya every time.
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TahitiNut Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-07-03 06:42 PM
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9. Yum! Great omlette!
:thumbsup:
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-07-03 06:43 PM
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10. I think it was a Picasso influenced short order cook
Edited on Thu Aug-07-03 06:53 PM by underpants
very "cubist" with the feta. I eyed it with suspension but, as usual, ate it anyway.
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geniph Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-07-03 04:04 PM
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6. Holy mother, am I ever glad
I don't share a cubicle with YOU! Icky-poo!
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-07-03 06:41 PM
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8. No cube, I have a DOOR and a WINDOW!
:bounce:
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Az Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-07-03 04:22 PM
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7. WHAT DIED IN HERE!
- Blazing Saddles
- Brak
- To many other sources
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-07-03 06:52 PM
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13. Apparently whatever it is hasn't died yet (7:52PM)
As you would say, "Oh for the love of GOD!"
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