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flvegan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-08-08 01:03 PM
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Dress socks. I hate them.
Man on the moon? Check.

Road car @ 233 miles per hour? Check.

Cloned sheep? Check.

Dress socks for men that stay up on your calf? Not so much.
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-08-08 01:07 PM
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1. INvest in a support system
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flvegan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-08-08 01:08 PM
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2. I don't see how longjohns and a pipe will help me.
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-08-08 01:10 PM
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3. How could they hurt?
:shrug:
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mikeytherat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-08-08 01:12 PM
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4. I think he means the moustache - I mean, that would be so cool!
You need this to go with it, though:


mikey_the_rat
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One_Life_To_Give Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-08-08 01:26 PM
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5. Remember IBM Dress Code - Garters?
Don't you remember back when IBM and the other major employers required guys to wear garters just for this reason? Can you imagine having bought the companies first electric typewriters from a salesman who's sock were sagging? :wow:
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RadiationTherapy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-08-08 01:38 PM
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6. Meh. Just wear black cotton athletics.
Everyone will just be looking at your crotch anyways.
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flvegan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-08-08 03:02 PM
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9. Everyone?
:yoiks:
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RadiationTherapy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-08-08 04:40 PM
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10. Well, if you use the dress socks appropriately they will!
but black cotton athletics are just as good.
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Flaxbee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-08-08 01:49 PM
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7. send 'em to Elliot Spitzer
;)

Dress socks for men should come with grips the way thigh-highs do for women. But then again, men have that pesky leg-hair issue that might make sticky rubber around the calf uncomfortable.

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Silver Swan Donating Member (805 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-08-08 02:30 PM
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8. Although I am a female
I wear men's dress socks with pants rather than women's "trouser socks," because men's socks are better made.

I wear the over-the-calf ones that say they are "support" stockings. They are knee high. The elastic is very strong and they do not fall down. The ones I have now, I have had for over six years, and with all thoses wearings and launderings, they still stay up on my legs.
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KitchenWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-08-08 04:41 PM
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11. ...
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Pierre.Suave Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-08-08 04:43 PM
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12. My Fiance got me a few pairs..
that stay put very well. They fit very well as well, almost as if they are fitted.

I will ask her what they are, and let you know.

J
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Bake Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-08-08 05:17 PM
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13. Over the calf socks work for me.
Just a couple of pull-ups a day ...

Bake
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mitchum Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-08-08 05:21 PM
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14. Socks? I won't be bothering with those things until the day after Labor Day
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crimsonblue Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-08-08 05:21 PM
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15. SmartWool
brand socks. will solve all the problems in the world.
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Sequoia Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-08-08 06:01 PM
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16. Try these.


The women will go crazy for yer sexy legs!
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