What are your favorite derogatory names for others?

I like "pinhead," "butt," "asshat" and "dunderhead."

That gets them everytime

:woohoo:

:hi:

Wait until she reads this, you pinhead-butt-asshat-dunderhead-Bullwinkle925!

I'M ON MY WAY TO GIVE YOU A SMASHING . . .


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FT - Fucktard

sack a hammers! from dumb as a sack of hammers

http://www.mafster.co.uk/space/files/audio/Lomjesse.mp3

mikey_the_rat

pickleshitter
Cowboys fan

You mean CowGIRLS fan...of course as I AM the minderass...what do I know..
Lets see ignoramus, ignorant fool, ijit...oh yeah and nerdball....thats my favorite insult for nerdy friends...

:evilgrin:

ignorant fool...

asshat
cocksnack
douchebag
assclown
butt monkey....

Dick is a good one too. Wanker, asshole.

How could I forget my favorite?

douchehole, douchenozzle, or the classic Douchebag

Asshat, assmonkey (a favorite)

I've tried to combine them, but not successfully.

douchebooth
douchepuppet
assmixer
asspuck

I think you may be right. I may have to make use of this in the future.

I almost forgot Assjockey

"Cocksnack."

Still cracks me up every time I even think of it.

"Fucking son of a shit-ass whore bag."

I've tried to stop swearing in the past couple of years. And I've gotten pretty fucking good at keep the swearing in my own head. :evilgrin:

moron
dumb f*ck
dumb bastard

But, I think Gene Wilder had the best one.

Son of a bitch bastard!

I just ran into a gal last Sunday in a women's group that wanted to play cards. Fine, we agreed to play along.

But then, she caused all kinds of consternation with the group because she didn't know how to deal to her right, and indeed, didn't know the difference between right or left, nor clockwise or counter-clockwise.

We tried Blackjack, and 31. She kept getting the two games mixed up, and making new rules. We did everything we could to appease her, but she was just a fucking idiot.

She finally left, but dragged someone out the door with her to "talk". She hit up on that person, and didn't take it too well when she was flatly turned down, and caused a scene outside.

*groan* I'm not sure which is worse. An obnoxious idiot, or an abusive asshole that won't take no for an answer.

But "Shitheel" will do in a pinch. :)

but that's only during special time. I get slapped otherwise. :evilgrin: I do tend to call people assholes and douchebags a lot, but that's generally only when I'm driving. See below for accurate representation of me driving:




not really, but it was too good to pass up.

Featherhead, asshat, throwback

"Raggedy Ann," to denote a dirty cotton rock-sucker, the punch line of a joke I heard a long time ago.

:patriot:

:hi:

fuckwad
fuckstick
fuckbag
motherfucker
fuckhead
fucking fucker

In fact thats what she called the neighborhood bully when she was FIVE..He never bothered HER again...:rofl:

although my favorites change over time.

Only jokin Red

http://www.mafster.co.uk/space/files/audio/LOM2ManUPuff.mp3

I've been using it ever since the movie "Major League" came out. Cracks me up.

Doucherella works too.

asshole
stupid bastard
pinheaded motherfu@ker


or in mixed company, jerk or idiot