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LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-10-08 01:11 AM
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$26 dollar of whiskey downed in one night....
I'm going to go to the liqour store....

Slap my New York Italian Shlong down on the counter...

And say...

Give me a fucking refund chief !!!!!

And the guy there will say....


:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

And I will say...."FUCK YOU AND YOUR DU SMILIES!!!!!!!!!!"
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TK421 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-10-08 01:14 AM
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1. What is this about your New York Italian schlong?
Edited on Sat May-10-08 01:14 AM by TK421
Why would the guy behind the counter laugh? Aren't Italians supposed to be....you know...well-sausaged?
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LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-10-08 01:21 AM
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4. Delete.
Edited on Sat May-10-08 01:41 AM by philboy
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madinmaryland Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-10-08 01:17 AM
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2. SCHLOCKING!!! No Schlong threads!!1!!
:rofl:
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S n o w b a l l Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-10-08 01:17 AM
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3. uh huh...ok
Why would the guy give you a refund for laying your shlong on the counter? Is that what you paid him with? :P
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Ptah Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-10-08 01:33 AM
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5. $26 ? Next time you should try a double.
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Lil Missy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-10-08 01:37 AM
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6. Good Luck!!
I'm more surprised that a Liquor Store would still be open this time of night in New York. What time do bars close there??
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