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Guava Jelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-10-08 01:30 PM
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Poll question: Is it just me or does "Stimulus Package" sound like a box full of adult toys?
Edited on Sat May-10-08 01:50 PM by GoPsUx
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joneschick Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-10-08 01:33 PM
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1. yes, yes it does.
hmmmmm. and we're child free this evening. :hi:
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Guava Jelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-10-08 01:35 PM
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4. um
Well there ya go :) :hi:
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Fox Mulder Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-10-08 01:34 PM
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2. I would've rather gotten one of them.
:)
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Guava Jelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-10-08 01:36 PM
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6. No shit.
The toys are probably made in china and full of lead.
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Connonym Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-10-08 01:34 PM
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3. I wonder if it comes with lube
for the future when we finally have to pay for our "windfall" Or is W just printing up extra money to pay for it?
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Guava Jelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-10-08 01:38 PM
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7. Oh no.
They are republicans..The don't do anything to ease the 'ahem' suffering
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DarkTirade Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-10-08 01:36 PM
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5. There's no option for 'Oh god yes!'.
:shrug:
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Guava Jelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-10-08 01:39 PM
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8. Damn..
I forgot that one.:mad:
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DarkTirade Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-10-08 01:43 PM
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9. Too late to edit?
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Guava Jelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-10-08 01:47 PM
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11. I don't want to irk the 5 who voted already
:D
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flvegan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-10-08 01:47 PM
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10. Bit 'o both.
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Guava Jelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-10-08 01:49 PM
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12. Someboby is going to get tapped.
:D
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siligut Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-10-08 02:01 PM
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13. I think that would be a whole lot better than the stoopid money.
The money is an insult. Your idea would be a lot better.
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Guava Jelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-10-08 02:05 PM
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15. I know
They can give me 600 bucks that I am just going to put into savings,but they can't give our troops the tools they need to protect them from IED's. Thanks Dubya!! :woohoo: :eyes:
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orleans Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-10-08 02:01 PM
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14. that's funny. but i didn't vote. i'm a prude! n/t
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Guava Jelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-10-08 02:08 PM
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16. he hee..
Thats funny. :D
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orleans Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-10-08 05:21 PM
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31. i know! (especially if you know me!) n/t
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RainDog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-10-08 02:12 PM
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17. I said yes
but it really makes me think of... something in tightie whities.
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Guava Jelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-10-08 02:15 PM
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19. I just wonder what that could be?
:dunce:
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RainDog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-10-08 02:39 PM
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21. can't quite put my finger on it right now
but I think JerseyGirlDem had the same general idea that I did.
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BeachBaby Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-10-08 02:14 PM
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18. I had to go with "other".
The very first time I heard the expression "stimulus package", the mental picture that popped into my head wasn't a box of toys; it was, um, a very well-"packaged" pair of men's jeans.

So was my mind in pev mode? Hell yeah. But not with a box of toys! ;)
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Guava Jelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-10-08 02:18 PM
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20. It just means that you are alive and normal
And natural is always better than man made ;)
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TZ Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-10-08 02:48 PM
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25. Pevs of a feather
Thats what I was thinking too...:)
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DarkTirade Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-10-08 08:36 PM
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39. What, that's not a toy?
:P
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BarenakedLady Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-10-08 02:41 PM
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22. I wish!
:evilgrin:
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Guava Jelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-10-08 02:44 PM
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23. Hey you. :o)
I'll bet that you do..yer kinda nawty :P :rofl:
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BarenakedLady Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-10-08 02:51 PM
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27. You're kinda right.
'cept I'm uber nawty.

;)
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Guava Jelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-10-08 02:56 PM
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28. I like you
:rofl:
Want to move to Missouri? :P :hi:
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-10-08 02:46 PM
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24. I think it's just you
:rofl:
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Guava Jelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-10-08 02:49 PM
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26. Could be.
(Dude the Grace Slick is creeping me out) :crazy:
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-10-08 06:27 PM
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34. And your pretty bug isn't too fetching either!
:rofl:

I'll see what I can find to replace the Slickness with... :7
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SPKrazy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-10-08 02:57 PM
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29. Well I dunno But A Couple Of Lawyers Will Get To
spend mine or ours or whatever I guess :shrug:
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Guava Jelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-10-08 02:58 PM
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30. fun
Freaken lawyers :mad:
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LeftyMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-10-08 05:25 PM
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32. How did you know how I spent it?
Not really.
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Guava Jelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-10-08 08:40 PM
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42. I am not going to answer this
Edited on Sat May-10-08 08:48 PM by GoPsUx
Because your boyfriend is a mutant and I like chewing my food.:D :hi:
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lizerdbits Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-10-08 05:52 PM
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33. Yes, we were discussing it that way at work Friday
Some people had been 'stimulated' while others had not.
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TZ Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-10-08 06:45 PM
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35. Really?
I had no idea you worked with a bunch of pevs....
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lizerdbits Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-10-08 07:41 PM
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37. Only back in the cube area
in the hallway that would never fly. Mainly because the director and HR would be able to hear. I wish I could record some of those conversations sometimes. :spank:
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quip Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-10-08 07:04 PM
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36. There is nothing new under the sun.
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TZ Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-10-08 07:57 PM
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38. Well of course you would remember that!
Hey you! Beem missing you of late! Tomorrow is the eleventh..I hope you will be around...:hi:
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quip Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-10-08 11:48 PM
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44. It's going to be a little difficult due to Mother's Day and all. Hopefully I will be
able to wreck havoc some time around eleven! :rofl:
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Guava Jelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-10-08 08:38 PM
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41. Not really
I could have posted a titmouse thread or something to do with nipples that hasn't been done yet :sarcasm: :D
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quip Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-10-08 11:46 PM
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43. The difference is: tits and nipples never get old!
:P
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AlCzervik Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-10-08 08:37 PM
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40. Since i'm not getting one it's like a box of adult toys minus the batteries and the lube.
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