Be nice to your mom today - when she's wiping the table after supper, lift your arms up for her.

Rabrrrrrr

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Sun May-11-08 12:16 PM
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Be nice to your mom today - when she's wiping the table after supper, lift your arms up for her.

I mean, come on - IT'S Mother's Day, for God's sake. She needs a break.

And I suppose, if you really wanted to, you could help her out by telling her what you want for supper so she doesn't have to guess.

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datasuspect

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Sun May-11-08 12:20 PM
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1. i'd rather tear the roof off the sucker first

then throw up a black power fist salute and say "all power to my mama!!!!"

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RetroLounge

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Sun May-11-08 12:22 PM
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2. and life your feet when she vacuums the rugs

It's the nice thing to do...

RL

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Rabrrrrrr

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Sun May-11-08 12:27 PM
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3. Yeah! And if you pee on the toilet seat, tell her right away so she can clean it then,

Edited on Sun May-11-08 12:28 PM by Rabrrrrrr

instead of leaving it for her to clean it later and be surprised by it.

It's amazing how some men just don't realize that Mother's Day is all about the woman.

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RetroLounge

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Sun May-11-08 12:39 PM
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4. Exactly!

And they forget to keep the fridge stocked so Mom can bring you a cold one when you need it.

:shrug:

RL

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Rabrrrrrr

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Sun May-11-08 04:15 PM
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5. Yeah, that's just rude - call to your mom to get you a beer,

and you didn't even have the courtesy to remind her to that she needed to pick more beer up when she was off doing her fun mom stuff like laundry, groceries, and so on.

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Elidor

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Sun May-11-08 04:38 PM
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6. Mom wanted to know why I didn't get her a card

I said she must have raised me wrong.

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