Post your hair care requiem

I. INTROIT
Requiem æternam dona eis, Domine;
et lux perpetua luceat eis.
Te decet hymnus, Deus, in Sion,
et tibi reddetur votum in Jerusalem.
Exaudi orationem meam;
ad te omnis caro veniet.

II. KYRIE
Kyrie eleison,
Christe eleison,
Kyrie eleison

III. DOMINE JESU CHRISTE
Domine Jesu Christe, Rex gloriæ,
libera animas omnium fidelium
defunctorum de poenis inferni et de
profundo lacu; libera eas de ore
leonis; ne absorbeat eas tartarus, ne
cadant in obscurum. Sed signifer
sanctus Michael repræsentet eas in
lucem sanctam. Quam olim Abrahæ
promisisti et semini ejus.
Hostias et preces tibi, Domine,
laudis offerimus. Tu suscipe pro
animabus illis quarum hodie memoriam
facimus. Fac eas, Domine, de morte
transire ad vitam. Quam olim Abrahæ
promisisti et semini ejus.

IV .SANCTUS & BENEDICTUS
Sanctus, sanctus, sanctus, Dominus
Deus Sabaoth. Pleni sunt coeli et
terra gloria tua. Hosanna in excelsis.
Benedictus qui venit in nomine Domini.
Hosanna in excelsis.

V. PIE JESU
Pie Jesu Domine,
dona eis requiem,
requiem sempiternam.

VI. AGNUS DEI
Agnus Dei, qui tollis peccata mundi,
dona eis requiem.
Agnus Dei, qui tollis peccata mundi,
dona eis requiem sempitemam.

VII. LUX AETERNA
Lux æterna luceat eis, Domine:
cum sanctis tuis in æternum:
quia pius es.
Requiem æternam dona eis, Domine,
et lux perpetua luceat eis.

VIII. LIBERA ME
Libera me, Domine, de morte æterna,
in die illa tremenda:
Quando coeli movendi sunt et terra:
Dum veneris judicare sæculum per ignem.
Tremens factus sum ego, et timeo, dum
discussio venerit atque ventura ira,
quando coeli movendi sunt et terra.
Dies illa, dies iræ, calamitatis et
miseriæ, dies magna et amara valde.
Dum veneris judicare sæculum per ignem.
Requiem æternam dona eis nomine,
et lux perpetua luceat eis.

IX. IN PARADISUM
In paradisum deducant te angeli:
in tuo adventu suscipiant te martyres,
et perducant te in civitatem
sanctam Jerusalem.
Chorus angelorum te suscipiat,
et cum Lazaro quondam paupere
ætemam habeas requiem.



Here's a very out of tune Introit and Kyrie:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lM28-ujvE8U&feature=related

Then I put them in a little viking ship, pour oil over it, light it on fire, and sail them away.

Then I recite this:

Lo, there do I see my Father..
Lo, there do I see my Mother
And my Sisters and my Brothers..
Lo, there do I see the line
Of my people back to the beginning..
Thay do bid me to take my place among them..
In the Halls of Valhalla,
Where the Brave may live forever.

And I shed a tear for every one.

Few people honor their hair in such a way.

She asks me why...I'm just a hairy guy
I'm hairy noon and night; Hair that's a fright.
I'm hairy high and low,
Don't ask me why; don't know!
It's not for lack of bread
Like the Grateful Dead; darling

Gimme a head with hair, long beautiful hair
Shining, gleaming, steaming, flaxen, waxen
Give me down to there, hair!
Shoulder length, longer (hair!)
Here baby, there mama, Everywhere daddy daddy

CHORUS:
Hair! (hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair)
Flow it, Show it;
Long as God can grow it, My Hair!

Let it fly in the breeze and get caught in the trees
Give a home to the fleas in my hair
A home for fleas, a hive for bees
A nest for birds, there ain't no words
For the beauty, the splendor, the wonder of my

CHORUS

I want it long, straight, curly, fuzzy
Snaggy, shaggy, ratty, matty
Oily, greasy, fleecy, shining
Gleaming, steaming, flaxen, waxen
Knotted, polka-dotted; Twisted, beaded, braided
Powdered, flowered, and confettied
Bangled, tangled, spangled and spaghettied!

O-oh, Say can you see; my eyes if you can,
Then my hair's too short!
Down to here, down to there,
Down to where, down to there;
It stops by itself!
doo doo doo doo doot-doot doo doo doot

They'll be ga-ga at the go-go
when they see me in my toga
My toga made of blond, brilliantined, Biblical hair
My hair like Jesus wore it
Hallelujah I adore it
Hallelujah Mary loved her son
Why don't my Mother love me?