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mike_c Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-15-08 01:07 AM
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OK late lounge rats-- hot personals ad from the Atlanta Journal Constitution....
Edited on Thu May-15-08 01:20 AM by mike_c
I received this recently from a friend. I don't know how true the story is. I haven't Snoped it because I don't want to find out if it isn't true!

This has to be one of the best singles ads ever printed. It is reported to have been listed in the Atlanta Journal.

SINGLE BLACK FEMALE seeks male companionship, ethnicity unimportant. I'm a very good girl who LOVES to play. I love long walks in the woods, riding in your pickup truck, hunting, camping and fishing trips, cozy winter nights lying by the fire. Candlelight dinners will have me eating out of your hand. I'll be at the front door when you get home from work, wearing only what nature gave me.

Call (404) 875-6420 and ask for Daisy, I'll be waiting....



Wait for it....























Over 15,000 men found themselves talking to the Atlanta Humane Society...

:rofl:
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PaddyBlueEyes Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-15-08 01:09 AM
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1. Thats freakin classic
She is verry cute though.
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KSinTX Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-15-08 01:12 AM
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2. Best ever!
A real classic. And puppy had me at pickup truck. Sweeeett!
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Oeditpus Rex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-15-08 01:18 AM
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3. Marketing GEEENyus!
:rofl:

:thumbsup:
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crimsonblue Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-15-08 01:39 AM
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4. I don't know why so many men called..
that's an ugly woman. :shrug:
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mike_c Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-15-08 01:41 AM
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5. shes a real dog, yeah....
Oy I am so going to regret that. Did I say that?
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crimsonblue Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-15-08 01:52 AM
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6. I'd go as far as to say
no. i won't go there. I fear my fiancée secretly reads my posts, and she would be mad. O8)
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EFerrari Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-15-08 02:39 AM
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7. LOL!
:rofl:
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Quantess Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-15-08 03:00 AM
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8. "Candlelight dinners will have me eating out of your hand."
:rofl:
So cute!
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UrbScotty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-15-08 03:10 AM
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9. Hilarious AND adorable!
I can see why you didn't post this in GD-P!
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Tuesday Afternoon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-15-08 03:24 AM
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10. speaking of dogs --
I double dog dare you to post this in GD-P :D
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Ellen Forradalom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-15-08 04:42 AM
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11. Hey, as the saying goes, the more I know men
the more I like my dog!
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distantearlywarning Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-15-08 07:44 AM
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12. Awww! Too cute!
That's a very clever marketing scheme...
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MissMillie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-15-08 09:18 AM
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13. only one problem with this ad....
it only reaches out to men.

I'd take that little lady home ANY DAY!!!!
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