so i flirt with this really cute guy this afternoon and chat with him.... then..

i get back to my car and remember that i have a band aid on my face from the spider bite.. thankfully the swelling went down and i can use a smaller bandage now, but still it looks goofy as hell.

needless to say, i'm embarrassed :rofl:

I'm not just being nice...you have truly gorgeous eyes, and a terrific personality. I'd be patting myself on the back for not letting a spider bite (ouchy) keep me from living. :hug:

:rofl: here i was thinking i was being all cute and everything :rofl: ;) :P

:P

:)

should i mail you my address for that 5 bucks? :P ;)

I'm an Italian mother, I am constitutionally incapable of not feeding young people I like.

i am a fan of italian food after all ;)

But if we get a cool stretch here, long enough that I can turn on the oven without sweating to death, there could be some cookies and maybe a pound cake in your future.

you are free to use our kitchen :rofl:

:hug:

it is actually funny.. i told a friend about the spider bite earlier today, and she didn't believe me :rofl:

:P

:rofl: i should've told him i got it in a chick fight :P

:P

and they have claws!

:spray: how the hell did you stumble upon that? :rofl:

... and that isn't one of them.

I just read a lot of online comics. :P

It's from some obscure list of 'rules of the internet', and rule 34 is that if something exists, someone somewhere on the internet has made porn or erotic fanfic of it.

http://www.scoutwalker.com/">Case and point. :P Which is why the list itself has been forgotten, but rule 34 is remembered... because it's so very true.

So very sad, but so very true.

Sounds like he was of the aforementioned.

:hi:

Guys are into stuff like that.

:rofl:

:)

He knows it's temporary, and it's not going to detract from your cuteness.

i told my mom earlier today that i should decorate it and claim it as a new form of fashion :rofl:

A bandaid!

I seee it!

Was it oozing, the spider bite? You southern girls confuse me.

:silly:

and it isn't dark and bruised looking anymore. the meds have helped it and it has already started to heal. :hi:

and yeah, us southern girls are often called confusing ;)

Oh, wait...there it is. Had you not mentioned it, likely I, a guy, wouldn't have noticed.

(don't get creeped out, I'm making a point)

hoping that it wouldn't be too noticeable. today i had to work too.. so i had to go into the office with this thing on my face. :rofl:

That would have been really silly.
Don't worry about it -- I'm sure you impressed him with your eyes and your personality.

:rofl: ;)

who was willing to wear a Darth Vader band-aid instead of a plain old flesh colored one. :P

Seriously though, most guys who aren't douchebags will not only not care about a bandaid (we all use them at some point), but will respect you for being brave enough to chat them up while wearing one.

:D

"This? It's nothing. There was another drunken brawl at the bar last night. I'm only telling you because I don't want you to think the band-aid is covering a spider bite or anything creepy like that. "

i got severely hurt at a concert and was in need of stitches in my chin from it, but wound up staying to the end of the show. then i decided to get merch and the merch guy was really hot... and so i was talking to him and thinking i was really hot shit, on my game, etc.

then i get out the car, look in the mirror.

and there is blood all over my face.

i am a winner.

I can tell you that look is very-rarely but on-occasion hot. How did it happen and what was the show? That goes a long way to judging the hotness factor. :evilgrin:

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I've been in some crazy crowds and thrown punches at both sexes, but never gotten a serious injury. So cut to about a month ago when this took place... I was in the front against the gate at a Thursday show, a guy crowd-surfed over top of me and I was trying to hold him up. BUT, nobody was helping me keep him up and I'm a pretty small girl, so he crashed down onto me, my chin slammed down into the gate, and my top teeth gashed the outside of my chin/lips, and my bottom teeth gashed the inside. I also chipped a tooth, but it wasn't noticeable. It was pretty awesome, there wasn't a ton of blood but just enough to make me feel like a bad ass. I was spitting out blood when it first happened! But not in front of said merch guy.

Strangest I ever saw was a badly-displaced (more than 2" right) busted nose...at a Prince show. I still have no idea how you get that injured listening to Prince. :shrug:

Seeing Prince? That's cool. But getting your nose busted up at a Prince show? That's just a really weird accomplishment...

Side note. I've always wanted to be a bouncer at shows. But I'm barely 5'2 and 120 pounds. Have a feeling it wouldn't work out so well :hi:

I get back to my house and realize I had a dead insect stuck to my cheek, amidst all the sweat and sunscreen.

How attractive. :rofl:

Nobody had said anything to me about it and believe me, it was OBVIOUS.

C'est la vie.

that is the cutest bandaid I have ever seen :D :hug: