Do you wash your balls? - Democratic Underground

IronLionZion

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Wed May-21-08 03:21 PM
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Do you wash your balls?

Edited on Wed May-21-08 03:22 PM by IronLionZion

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madinmaryland

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Wed May-21-08 03:25 PM
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1. IBTL!!1!!

Recommended!!

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IronLionZion

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Thu May-22-08 08:06 AM
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23. LOL

:rofl:

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pokerfan

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Wed May-21-08 03:32 PM
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2. before I grease them, yes

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CaliforniaPeggy

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Wed May-21-08 03:35 PM
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3. I can't wash my balls!

I don't have any! :cry:

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IronLionZion

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Wed May-21-08 04:05 PM
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4. Peggy, you are welcome to do what you want with my balls any time you want!

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meow2u3

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Wed May-21-08 08:56 PM
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13. Unless you can find a way to wash your ovaries!

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DarkTirade

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Wed May-21-08 04:07 PM
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5. ... it was bound to happen.

It was inevitable.

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datasuspect

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Wed May-21-08 04:20 PM
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6. i wash them before i shave them

and only before i shave them. never at any other time.

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Bake

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Wed May-21-08 04:59 PM
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7. There's just no beating my balls!

:rofl:

Bake

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Guava Jelly

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Wed May-21-08 05:00 PM
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8. Yep!

I'd rather have others wash them for me though :D

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IronLionZion

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Wed May-21-08 07:46 PM
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9. kick for clean balls

:kick:

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Xipe Totec

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Wed May-21-08 07:49 PM
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10. Only when they're Schwetty

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Lil Missy

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Wed May-21-08 07:50 PM
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11. There's a Darwin Award runner up from several years ago that got drunk

playing golf and put his balls into a golf ball washer. Let's just say the results were not good, but the good news is that he will never procreate. *ahem*

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khashka

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Wed May-21-08 07:54 PM
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12. My parents live next to a golf course

and there's a machine that says "Ball Washer". I wanna try it out - could be fun!

Khash.

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tjwmason

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Thu May-22-08 06:27 AM
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22. You might enjoy it too much.

It strikes me a somewhat painful.

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quip

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Wed May-21-08 09:01 PM
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14. After every hole

:hide:

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Pierre.Suave

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Wed May-21-08 09:09 PM
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15. Personally? NO...

I let my Fiance do it for me...

:P

What, she is good at cleaning my golf balls... :evilgrin:

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Wed May-21-08 09:42 PM
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16. No. Mine just tumble in the dryer

and keep static down

my balls, let me show you them:

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Fox Mulder

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Wed May-21-08 09:43 PM
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17. Every time I take a shower.

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UTUSN

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Wed May-21-08 10:13 PM
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18. Whenever I can reach them!1 n/t

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petronius

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Thu May-22-08 12:02 AM
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19. Why bother? I use them a couple of times, then toss 'em out and buy a new pair

http://www.sportyshop.co.uk.nyud.net:8090/acatalog/wils001.jpg

(Sometimes there'll be three, but that's rare...)

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JustABozoOnThisBus

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Thu May-22-08 06:20 AM
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20. What, me wash?

That's what caddies are for!
:rofl:

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SalmonChantedEvening

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Thu May-22-08 06:26 AM
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21. Just because they're unemployed is no reason to not keep them clean.

Edited on Thu May-22-08 06:27 AM by SalmonChantedEvening

Haven't golfed in forever. I miss the windmills.

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