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HEyHEY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-21-08 03:58 PM
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It's fun living with an ESL student
Her: How many people come to party saturday?

Me: I don't know for sure. I invited a shitload of people.

Her: How many is "shitload"? I am not knowing this number.
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Manifestor_of_Light Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-21-08 06:28 PM
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1. Sounds like "Office Space".
"Mothershitter, this is a fuck!!" :evilgrin:
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JVS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-21-08 06:31 PM
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2. my roommates hooked me up with some cough-syrup
they're ok.
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HEyHEY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-21-08 07:14 PM
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5. And you'll be getting peep show galore!
Edited on Wed May-21-08 07:18 PM by HEyHEY
Good to know the fakers hooked you up
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JVS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-21-08 07:22 PM
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11. I don't think so. The TV here is pretty bad. Some channels don't even come on until 6 or 7 pm
Peep show hasn't come on yet! I just checked. Looks like late this evening. They do have a lot of "My name is Earl" and "Friends" though.
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HEyHEY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-21-08 07:33 PM
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15. They were pumping out "friends" in Korea like there was no tomorrow too
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huskerlaw Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-21-08 06:31 PM
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3. Hahahahaha
oh my god...did you manage to answer with a straight face?
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HEyHEY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-21-08 07:15 PM
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6. Hell's no, I laughed and told her why it was funny
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InternalDialogue Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-21-08 06:32 PM
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4. Where is the student from?
The syntax sounds eastern or Indian?

I had a neighbor who hosted an Indian woman who was working in town for a while.

One night while we were sitting and talking, she laughed at a joke of mine and said, "Oh my, do you have the nuts!"

"Do I have the nuts?"

"Yes, you are crazy. You must have the nuts."
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HEyHEY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-21-08 07:15 PM
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7. Spain
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Commie Pinko Dirtbag Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-21-08 07:18 PM
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9. I shall now make the only question that matters.
Is she hot?
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HEyHEY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-21-08 07:20 PM
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10. Yup, a spanish red-head. double CRAZY!
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Commie Pinko Dirtbag Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-21-08 07:23 PM
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12. You and I, we shall have words. -nt
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HEyHEY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-21-08 07:32 PM
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14. You speak Portuguese! Oh, yeah, same thing!
:P
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Commie Pinko Dirtbag Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-21-08 07:37 PM
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16. You DO know my folks were Spaniards, don't you? -nt
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HEyHEY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-21-08 07:41 PM
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17. Must explain your irrational position on most issues
:P
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Commie Pinko Dirtbag Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-21-08 07:44 PM
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19. Yup, that's me. Crazy-ass Brazilian-born Spanish citizen who spends his time arguing with Canadians
on a site about US politics.

What's not to like?
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Commie Pinko Dirtbag Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-21-08 07:16 PM
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8. East Sri Lanka?
Edited on Wed May-21-08 07:18 PM by Commie Pinko Dirtbag
Isn't that the region controlled by the Tamil Tigers? They're nasty. Don't cross this guy gal.
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deucemagnet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-21-08 07:28 PM
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13. I hope you explained that it's more than an assload and less than a fuckton.
And, of course, far less than a metric fuck tonne.
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Xipe Totec Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-21-08 07:42 PM
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18. 1 shitload = 1.5 butloads = 5 boatloads nt
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jumptheshadow Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-21-08 07:51 PM
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20. It's fun being around them
One of my kids (Korean) was a very hard-working learner. He would keep a notebook full of American slang and then would inquire about definitions. I told him what a "doobie" was. I heard him asking a teacher what "going commando" meant. The teacher (a male) didn't know, so I explained it to him. "I understand," he said, while his face lit up. "But I wouldn't do it because I sweat too much."
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-21-08 08:31 PM
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21. Now if you'd said metric fuckload, she'd have known what you meant.
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