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Norbert Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-07-03 07:06 PM
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Darrell Issa goner: Caption this.
Edited on Thu Aug-07-03 07:53 PM by Norbert



I (sob) spent nearly two million dollars (sob) on this recall. (sob)...(sob) and this two-bit Scandinavian ham (sob) is taking the office I was seeking.

I wanna be Governor!
I wanna be Governor!
I WANNA BE GOVERNOR!
BBBWWWAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
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American Renaissance Donating Member (330 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-07-03 07:08 PM
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1. If Larry Flynt is elected people are going to blame me.
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buff2 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-07-03 07:09 PM
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2. ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!
Poor whining crying LOSER!!!!!! Hey freepers....here's a REAL SORELOSERMAN FOR YA!!!!!!! LOLOLOLOLOL
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bluestateguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-07-03 07:16 PM
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3. Now he can give all his campaign money to Hezbollah
He has had such a cushy relationship with the "political" wing of Hezbollah lately.
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BushHasGotToGo Donating Member (146 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-08-03 04:26 AM
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17. Never mind
Edited on Fri Aug-08-03 04:29 AM by BushHasGotToGo
Peace
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OneTwentyoNine Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-07-03 07:20 PM
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4. I'm so pissed I might just steal ANOTHER car!!!!
....n/t
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nothingshocksmeanymore Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-07-03 07:26 PM
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5. How come when other Republicans steal elections it works? This isn't fair!
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CarlBallard Donating Member (512 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-07-03 07:46 PM
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6. This is so much harder than stealing a car n/t
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Duncan Grant Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-07-03 08:26 PM
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7. Homer Simpson on the line...
with a clue for you...DOH!

Repeat after me:

Must - not - be - a - patsy.
Must - not - be - a - patsy.
Must - not - be - a - patsy.

:kick:
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Bombero1956 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-07-03 08:59 PM
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8. what ?
I never knew the governor's limo has Lojac.
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realFedUp Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-07-03 09:20 PM
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9. His wife looked fairly fed up I thought
She looked at him like he just took out the garbage
and forgot to wash his hands...maybe that was just
pain on her face...who knows.
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cosmicdot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-07-03 09:49 PM
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10. his wife is thinking: I told him not to take that call from Rove ...
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Kurovski Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-07-03 09:55 PM
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11. "Snot from a snot."
"A man more used than loved."

Will the R party catch him on the rebound for his sacrifice? Where will he turn up next? Will his bitter tears be dried? Tune in next week for "How the Knife Turns." (Brought to you by Coup-Coup Productions)
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peekaloo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-07-03 09:56 PM
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12. Dear Darrell,


Consider this a divorce.
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private_ryan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-07-03 10:05 PM
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13. they should braodcast these pics
in Lebanon or wherever he's from so they can laugh at him, what a whimp.
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Maudlin Donating Member (358 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-08-03 03:25 AM
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14. Austria isn't scandinavian.
That picture is truly priceless :)
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JohnKleeb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-08-03 03:29 AM
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15. m'kay in a good mood so ready
Darrell Issa (crying)- I just wanted to let the Enrons of the world ruin our state, just wanted to discriminate against gays because they are different, and George told me stealing was easy, after all I did steal that car.
His wife is thinking- Jeez I need to divorce this loser
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Kamika Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-08-03 04:25 AM
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16. hey gihly man whay do yo cry
id love to see those guys from saturday night live do their routine on this guy
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VOX Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-08-03 04:49 AM
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18. "Bush told me to snort the white powder up my nostril, like this..."
"Say, when's the *next* recall?"
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opihimoimoi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-08-03 09:51 AM
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19. The girly mon has a reality check
You do bad

you get bad
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-08-03 09:52 AM
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20. PLEASE STEP AWAY FROM THE RECALL
PLEASE STEP AWAY FROM THE RECALL
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-08-03 10:02 AM
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21. Ever seen a businessman who wasted $1.5 M to buy himself an election?
You have now.
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44wax Donating Member (272 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-08-03 10:16 AM
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22. Oh shit I forgot to check for powder rings Act sad wipe nose
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disgruntella Donating Member (983 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-08-03 10:19 AM
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23. looks like issa's got a "boo-boo"
"Me kiss it and make it better..." :scared:

And his wife says: "Nothing can make this fiasco any better, dipstick"
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