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arcadian

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Mon May-26-08 04:05 PM
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Guacamole looks like baby poop

Edited on Mon May-26-08 04:06 PM by arcadian

Somebody told me this 15 years ago, "guacamole looks like baby poop" and now to this day, every time I eat guacamole guess what I think of? Yup, that's right, baby poop. Ruined. I've never even seen "baby poop" before, so I don't even know if it's true.

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rhett o rick

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Mon May-26-08 04:16 PM
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1. Thanks a hell of a lot, now you ruined it for me. I've seen baby poop.

How can I unrecommend this thread? jk I love guac and you can' faze that.

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Haole Girl

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Mon May-26-08 04:18 PM
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2. Thanks for passing that along

:eyes:

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arcadian

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Mon May-26-08 04:32 PM
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5. well, it is current, just enjoying some guac

I guess it's disgusting, thank goodness I've never seen baby... well you know.

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lost-in-nj

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Mon May-26-08 04:18 PM
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3. OMFG

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

your right

but ONLY after they eat peas!!!!!!!

:hi:

lost

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suninvited

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Mon May-26-08 04:21 PM
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4. Baby poop is yellow.

How can that look like guacamole??????

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rainbow4321

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Mon May-26-08 06:13 PM
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14. You have not seen a lot of baby poop, then...

Edited on Mon May-26-08 06:15 PM by rainbow4321

And I don't mean that in a bad way...really.

Baby poop starts out looking black and tarry (meconium). Then within a day it turns to "transitional" (yellow and seedy). Then anything is game depending on what they are fed. Any smell, any color, any texture. Guaca green is common enough for me, as a nurse, to have seen quite a bit in the hospital (with healthy and sick kids alike).

And a lighter note..nothing is funnier than seeing a brand spanking new baby's face when they let loose with the VERY FIRST POOP of their little life...you've never seen little eyes get SO BIG! It's a cute baby version of :wtf:

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suninvited

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Mon May-26-08 06:45 PM
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17. I had two babies

so I guess I have seen enough.

I breastfed for two years with each baby, and trust me, I never saw any poop that looked remotely like guacamole.

And, yeah, I didnt count the newborn poop, which wasnt yellow.

Nurse or not, my babies pooped yellow.

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midnight armadillo

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Tue May-27-08 02:27 AM
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26. Breastmilk yields mustard

Damndest thing, I tell you. White milk to yellow seedy stuff.

Once the solid food starts though, whoa, all bets are off.

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Puzzle

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Mon May-26-08 04:33 PM
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6. I imagine it tastes like it too.

I've only tasted one of the two, and it was gross and avocado-based.

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hippywife

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Mon May-26-08 04:34 PM
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7. Only really bad guac

looks like baby poop. The really good homemade stuff looks nothing like it.

And thankfully doesn't smell like it, either. :rofl:

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MilesColtrane

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Mon May-26-08 04:38 PM
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8. A lot of Tex Mex looks kind of funky.

But, when it's done right, it's bliss.

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DarkTirade

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Mon May-26-08 04:47 PM
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9. I've never particularly liked the avacado in general.

I mean, it's brave enough to be weird and mushy and green... but not brave enough to actually have flavor. What's up with that?

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zanne

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Mon May-26-08 05:50 PM
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10. You have just made nine people swear off guacamole.

The avocado industry curses you.

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Xipe Totec

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Mon May-26-08 05:56 PM
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11. Baby poop looks more like Grey Poupon nt

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Haole Girl

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Mon May-26-08 06:22 PM
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15. Ah maaaa'an...

I knew I shouldn't have looked at this thread again!

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rainbow4321

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Mon May-26-08 06:04 PM
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12. Yep....that's why I can't bring myself to eat it

I'm a nurse who spent several years taking care of babies in newborn nursery and NICU....and try as I might, every time I see guacamole, baby poop/diaper changing is the first thing I think it looks like. Blah!

If the people I am with push me on it and go on and on asking "HOW could you NOT eat it", I tell 'em why and then they get kinda pissed I told them why. Ok, well, NEXT time, just accept someone's "I just don't like it" the first three times they tell you!

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Xipe Totec

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Mon May-26-08 06:11 PM
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13. Then I won't tell you the secret ingredient that makes it extra special...

Edited on Mon May-26-08 06:12 PM by Xipe Totec

rarely if ever available outside of Mexico...

hint: you find them in these pineaple thingies, and they fetch their weight in gold:

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Mutley

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Mon May-26-08 06:44 PM
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16. Guacamole is awesome.

I can think of all sorts of nasty things it looks like, but that doesn't take away from its awesomeness.

:D

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Enthusiast

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Mon May-26-08 06:49 PM
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18. My older sister told me oysters

My older sister told me the oysters in oyster stew were "bugs". I was only four years old, I was terrified of oyster stew for years after that.

I love guacamole, if it has enough jalapeno.

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UTUSN

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Mon May-26-08 09:27 PM
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19. But tastes MUCH better!1 n/t

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Arctic Dave

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Mon May-26-08 09:37 PM
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20. I just ate chips and guacamole at my friends place

and they have a baby. Oh my god what did I just eat!:puke:

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texanwitch

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Mon May-26-08 09:41 PM
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21. I don't like guacamole.

There I said it.

It looks strange.

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greenbriar

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Mon May-26-08 09:43 PM
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22. I make a mean dish of guacamole

made some Saturday and family ate it within an hour

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LeftyMom

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Mon May-26-08 10:00 PM
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23. Something must have been horribly wrong with their baby.

Baby poo is yellow, and has a texture kind of like cottage cheese. It also doesn't smell like much of anything until they start eating solids.

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fortyfeetunder

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Tue May-27-08 02:09 AM
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24. No it doesn't. Grey Poupon looks like baby poop

And in fact the doctors told us it would look like mustard with little seeds in it. We were breast-feeding and the poop didn't stink -- darn well looked like mustard!!! I just kept the baby's bum away from my sandwiches!

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bridgit

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Tue May-27-08 02:11 AM
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25. Well, yes, but when it starts tasting like baby poop toss it out!

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