The 8 Least Intimidating Gangs in Movie History

There is actually a band called "Right Turn Clyde," too...

http://www.rightturnclydeband.com

:P

They must not have seen Mystery Men. I think every gang in that movie coulda made this list.

I figured any gang that sings & dance is pretty much an easy mark!

The Jets and The Sharks.

they should be on that list too

but that isn't saying much

Now i recognize them. Yeh, they're wussies, too.

1.Our Gang
2. The Bowery Boys
3. The Eric Von Zipper Gang

Actually "the zipper gang" looks a little tougher than I remember.


The Bowery Boys (East Side Kids) came close to being tough...


{Drum Roll) Our Gang...the least "dangerous" gang ever in cinema history...ever...

From "Switchblade Sisters" 1975

Also, Kool and the Gang or the Nazis from Surf Nazis Must Die.

This is the Death Wish movie with the highest body count. One reason Chuck Bronson and the assortment of geezers who he helps "take back the streets" of New York were able to kill so damn many of them was that in the final shoot out they invariably ran out into the open and stopped, standing in the middle of the street, before they'd aim and shoot at the geriatric vigilantes they'd been terrorizing since the first reel. They must have been doing serious drugs since in all the street shooting, they don't hit a single store owner, and in fact don't even shoot out a single window. The only glass shattered in the entire scene are the storefront windows Charles Bronson throws the punks through whenever he gets tired of just shooting them. The geezers gun down something like 70-90 street thugs and don't lose a single man. The punks take something like a 90% casualty rate, but still keep on charging headlong into the bullets like WW1 doughboys massing across No Man's Land.

Worst. Fight scene. Ever.

"I hate Illinois Nazis."

And I think that The Baseball Furies seemed pretty intimidating.

i only wish i had the balls to walk the streets in a get up like that.

of course