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Midlodemocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-27-08 11:10 AM
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I would like a do-over, please.
Apparently, I forgot to have a mid life crisis. Subsequently, I neglected to buy a convertible and a cabana boy.

Does anyone know how I can go about enacting a do-over?

Thanks.
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av8rdave Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-27-08 11:13 AM
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1. Start yours now!
The way I see it, the older you are when you have your midlife crisis, the longer you'll live. I plan on waiting until about 60 myself.
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BarenakedLady Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-27-08 11:15 AM
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2. It's never too late.
I'm looking into pool boys as we speak.


I should probably get a pool though.
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La Lioness Priyanka Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-27-08 11:15 AM
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3. its not too late. maybe you will live a longer life, so your MID life is now.
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LostinVA Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-27-08 11:19 AM
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4. Just chainsaw the top off of the Midlo van
And Matcom is probably for hire.
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joneschick Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-27-08 11:26 AM
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5. I'll be over here taking notes.
:hi:
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AlCzervik Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-27-08 11:28 AM
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6. i only did it halfway, i got a convertible but i have no Cabana boy.
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ohiosmith Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-27-08 11:34 AM
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7. I can help you with that. Do you have a major credit card?
Edited on Tue May-27-08 11:34 AM by ohiosmith
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Midlodemocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-27-08 11:38 AM
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8. Why, yes, yes I do.
You can help? That is wonderful!!!!!

:hug:
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ohiosmith Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-27-08 12:01 PM
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14. Here's a small sampling of current inventory. If you prefer of course, we can
Edited on Tue May-27-08 12:01 PM by ohiosmith
build to your specifications.
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Midlodemocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-27-08 01:42 PM
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17. Is there a multiple cabana boy discount?
:woohoo:
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ohiosmith Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-27-08 01:45 PM
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18. We can discuss multiple cabana boy discounts.
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flvegan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-27-08 11:40 AM
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9. "BUY" a cabana boy?
Way to bring back slavery, Jefferson.
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Midlodemocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-27-08 11:41 AM
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10. You mean, you can get them for free?
:woohoo:

:woohoo:

:bounce:
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flvegan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-27-08 11:45 AM
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11. You lease them, in a way.
Not that I'd know anything about that.
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Iggo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-27-08 11:47 AM
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12. I had a mid-life crisis.
I got my teeth fixed, cut my hair, and got a regular office job.

Somehow, I don't think that's what you're talking about, though...
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Fleshdancer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-27-08 11:52 AM
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13. You're late to your own mid life crisis?
That can't be good. Better start it soon!
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Parche Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-27-08 12:23 PM
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15. Are You Taking Interviews For Cabana Guys?
Can I apply?

:woohoo: :woohoo:

:hi:

:hug:
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madinmaryland Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-27-08 12:26 PM
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16. Isn't a mid-life crisis the same as Bunco Fight Nights???
So therefore you have!!!
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taterguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-27-08 05:50 PM
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19. You made it through more than half of life and never had a crisis
Some people just don't know how to appreciate what they have.
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