Error prone Guillen. ‘He can hardly move, he’s got hemorrhoids so bad’ So,......let him bat fifth.

‘He can hardly move, he’s got hemorrhoids so bad’
A runny funny tale comes to us from the far reaches of oblivion today. More specifically, the Detroit Tigers’ clubhouse. The DETROIT FREE PRESS reports that the agony the Tigers have been experiencing since opening day is no longer limited to between the lines.


There’s a reason Carlos Guillen had a rough game — including two errors — Monday night at third base. “He can hardly move — he’s got hemorrhoids so bad,” Tigers manager Jim Leyland said Tuesday. “He’s been playing with hemorrhoids that probably need to be lanced. He probably shouldn’t have been out there (third base on Monday).”

Hemorrhoids that “need to be lanced“? Great. Thanks for that Jimbo. Guess I won’t be needing these anytime soon.

So the Tigers have a player that has infected hemmoroids so bad that he can hardly walk. And where does that leave him? Batting fifth in the starting lineup last night, of course! (no truth to the rumor that the Tigers also started a triple amputee behind the plate last night)

link: http://www.sportsbybrooks.com/he-can-hardly-move-hes-got-hemorrhoids-so-bad-17948

And look at his average, hemmoroids and all.

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I'm glad I wasn't drinking anything when I read that cause it surely would have come out my nose...

Best laugh all day! :P

don't diss any of my boys or DIE!

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EVERRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!

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I want to modify an exxon phrase here..He's got a fire on his butt! (instead of a tiger in his tank)

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After the TB thing, it seemed like Carlos Guillen was always on the DL. Really can’t believe Leyland said that though, man.