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KitchenWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-29-08 03:25 PM
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I use a white and red keffiyeh scarf as the table cloth on my altar
Does this make me a terrorist?
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Shell Beau Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-29-08 03:26 PM
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1. Certainly. The fact that you had to ask is what is scary.
Edited on Thu May-29-08 03:26 PM by Shell Beau
:P
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KitchenWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-29-08 03:27 PM
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2. Geez, wish I had gotten the memo sooner - like in 1987 when I bought it
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Shell Beau Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-29-08 03:28 PM
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3. The terrorists are always a day late and a dollar short when it comes to fashion.
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Midlodemocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-29-08 03:29 PM
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4. No, it makes you a FLDS apologist.
Oh, wait.
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KitchenWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-29-08 03:32 PM
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7. Well the CPS people were wr.... Gods I just can't do it.
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sammytko Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-29-08 03:29 PM
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5. Bought one in Kuwait
I am going to start using it!
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KitchenWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-29-08 03:32 PM
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8. Welcome to DU!
:hi:
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bigwillq Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-29-08 04:09 PM
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14. Hello.
Welcome to DU! :hi:
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Sequoia Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-29-08 06:09 PM
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21. Welcome to DU.
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huskerlaw Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-29-08 03:32 PM
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6. Why do you hate America?
Isn't it bad enough that you have a non-Jeebus-worshiping altar without having to go make it all Ah-rahb with the keffiyeh?

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KitchenWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-29-08 03:33 PM
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9. Would the Thai Buddha I have on my altar make it even more offensive?
:silly:
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huskerlaw Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-29-08 04:12 PM
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15. Oh, Jeebus save us all!
You Muslim-loving, Buddha-worshiping, Baby Jeebus-hating, Californicated witch...and you support teh gays too... *faints*

You may well be a Freeper's worst nightmare.




Which would be why I love ya. :thumbsup:

:rofl:
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TheCentepedeShoes Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-29-08 06:12 PM
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23. I have a Buddha staute on my desk
at work. Maybe I shoud add something keffiyeh-patterned.
I love the smell of exploding heads in the morning.:evilgrin:
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KitchenWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-29-08 06:25 PM
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26. LOL
Good plan!

:D
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JustABozoOnThisBus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-30-08 09:58 AM
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37. Is that the bronze-colored plastic "Fat Buddha"...
with the thermometer in his belly?

Those are totally so enlightened!

:hi:
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TheCentepedeShoes Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-30-08 05:39 PM
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39. No, just a soapstone
skinny Buddha with begging bowl. Got him at a store at the mall that has oriental kinds of stuff. They have a whole collection of wooden 'fat' Buddhas. He sits on top of a small volumn of Wisdom of the Buddha.
Seems to keep the fundies away, probably better than stringing garlic around my cube.
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TZ Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-29-08 03:35 PM
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10. heh
Anyone who has "witch" in their screen name is automatically a terrarist...I thought you knew that...;-)
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KitchenWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-29-08 03:37 PM
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11. *snort*
:spray:

and all along I thought I was merely heathen scum.
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bigwillq Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-29-08 03:42 PM
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12. Yes
You are on the watch list. They know where you live. Run. Run fast. :P ;) :)
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KamaAina Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-29-08 04:09 PM
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13. On your altar?!
Sounds like being a ee-vul terra-ist may be the least of your problems when DHS comes a-knockin'... :scared:
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KitchenWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-29-08 05:44 PM
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16. LOL
I am digging a bunker... but only at night.
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NV Whino Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-29-08 05:51 PM
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17. Oh hell,
you're a terrorist without the scarf. :hide:
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KitchenWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-29-08 05:52 PM
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18. yerright!
:D
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malta blue Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-29-08 05:56 PM
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19. well of course it does....that
and your membership here, pffft....Agent Mike has you in his sights.
:P
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KitchenWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-29-08 05:57 PM
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20. I happen to LIKE Agent Mike!
:D

:crazy:
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malta blue Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-29-08 06:18 PM
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25. ME TOO!!!11!! Agent Mike is the BEST.
;)
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JVS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-29-08 06:12 PM
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22. do you offer sammies as sacrifice?
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KitchenWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-29-08 06:14 PM
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24. Sammies drizzled in EVOO
YUMMMO
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xchrom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-29-08 06:30 PM
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27. no -- but it does make it suspiciously well dressed.
i think we're going to have to check you out for TEH GAY. -- you will shortly
be receiving an inspection notice in the mail -- with the possibility of a pannini grill -- in a variety of designer colours.
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KitchenWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-29-08 07:13 PM
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30. OOOOH A Panini Grill
Does it come in lavendar?
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xchrom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-29-08 08:25 PM
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33. what would Gay Central Committee be without Lavender
pannini grills?
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Critters2 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-29-08 06:32 PM
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28. Did I miss something? Please don't make me go int GDP to find out!! nt
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KitchenWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-29-08 07:14 PM
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31. Dunkin Donuts had a commercial featuring Rachael Ray
They pulled it because the freepers got all up in a stir about her scarf and called her a terrorist.
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Critters2 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-30-08 09:42 AM
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36. Oh, for the love of...!
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Gonzo Gardener Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-29-08 06:49 PM
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29. ALERT...
DHS agents will be knocking on your door any minute!



:hi:
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KitchenWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-29-08 07:16 PM
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32. I am thinking they will be visiting you, since you do have photographic evidence
My evidence is anecdotal! :D
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Lil Missy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-30-08 12:52 AM
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34. Why do you hate Murika?
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Finn Polke Donating Member (82 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-30-08 01:02 AM
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35. Intel agency memos
Memos with the words "I use a white and red keffiyeh scarf as the table cloth on my altar" in bold in the subject field have been transmitted to all Western intelligence agencies.

Can't be too careful these days.
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KitchenWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-30-08 04:33 PM
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38. Oh, and I forgot. I listen to Cat Stevens music.
Should I be worried?
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harmonicon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-30-08 05:49 PM
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40. duh! nt
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